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Old Yesterday, 10:13 PM   #13031
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बीवियां कैसे अपने शौहर के मन की बात समझ लेतीं हैं...एक नमूना देखिए-

पति: देखो, बाहर बारिश हो रही है।

पत्नी: सोचना भी मत, घर में बेसन नहीं है।
प्याज़ बहुत महंगे है और आज बाई भी नहीं आयी है,
इसलिए सारे बर्तन जूठे पड़े हैं।

पति: ok...

पत्नी: और हाँ , अब ये मत कह देना की चलो एक गिलास और आइस दे देना ,
अब बिटियाएँ बड़ी हो गयी है , ये सब अब घर में बिलकुल नहीं चलेगा

और मेरी तरफ तो देखना भी मत,
मेरी कमर मे वैसे ही दर्द हो रहा है
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संता कूलर शोरुम वाले से:- भईया उषा का कूलर है....?

शोरुम वाला:- हाँ है......

संता:- दे दो वो मंगा रही है...
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"दुनिया का सबसे बड़ा दुख"

कूलर मे दस बाल्टी पानी डालने के बाद लाइट चली जाये
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किसी ने क्या खूब लिखा है...
अगर सैलरी ना बढे तो,
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काम उतना करो कि सैलरी ज्यादा लगे...!!!
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पत्नी: तुमने शादी से पहले क्यों नहीं बताया कि तुम्हारी रानी नाम की एक और पत्नी है?

पति: मैंने बताया तो था कि तुम्हें रानी की तरह रखूंगा।
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