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Old 04-07-2014, 12:07 AM   #8731
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पत्नी मायके से लौटकर- पता है मैं अपने मम्मी-पापा के यहां भी तुम्हारी याद में खाना नहीं खा पाती हूं और सोचती हूं कि वहां तुम क्या कर रहे होगे..
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पति- पता है और मैं भी अपने मम्मी-पापा के यहां तुम्हारे नखरों के कारण खाना नहीं खा पाता हूं और सोचता हूं कि अब तुम नया क्या हंगामा करोगी !!
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Old 04-07-2014, 10:07 AM   #8732
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Old 04-07-2014, 09:17 PM   #8733
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संता किले में गाइड से पूछता है: भाई, सुना है इस किले में एक भूत रहता है?
गाइड: इतने सालों से मैं काम कर रहा हूं, मुझे तो कभी नहीं दिखा।

संता: कितने साल हो गए आपको यहां काम करते हुए?
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Old 04-07-2014, 09:53 PM   #8734
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Husband – “jab mai tumhe lene gaya toh poore 100 Rs. ke kele lekar gaya thaa… aur tumhari maa ne aate samay mere haath mein 20 Rs. thamaa diye they !
Wife – “toh aap meri maa ke ghar mujhe lene gaye they yaa KELE bechne ?”
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Old 04-07-2014, 10:07 PM   #8735
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रिंग मास्टर आधी रात तक नहीं लौटा।
पत्नी प्रतीक्षा करते-करते सो गई। सुबह उठी तो उसने देखा कि पति शेर के पिंजरे में शेर के साथ सोया है।

पत्नी गुस्से से चिल्लाने लगी, 'रात में घर में आकर नहीं सो सकते थे, पत्नी के डर से शेर के ङ्क्षपजरे में सो रहे हो, डरपोक!
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Old 04-07-2014, 10:07 PM   #8736
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शिक्षक कक्षा में सर्वनाम पढ़ा रहे थे। क्लास में पीछे बैठा सुरेश सो रहा था। शिक्षक ने अचानक जगाकर उससे पूछा, 'सर्वनाम के उदाहरण दो?
सुरेश घबराकर बोला, 'कौन मैं?
शिक्षक बोला, 'शाबाश बैठ जाओ।
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Old 05-07-2014, 06:50 PM   #8737
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एक पत्नी अपने पति की गुमशुदगी की रिपोर्ट लिखवाने थाने गई।

पत्नी (पुलिस से): साहब, मेरे पति 5 दिन पहले आलू लेने गए थे, लेकिन अभी तक वापस नहीं आए।

पुलिस: तो तुम कुछ और क्यों नहीं बना लेती?
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Old 05-07-2014, 07:39 PM   #8738
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एक पाकिस्तानी लड़के ने अमेरिकन स्कूल में एडमिशन लिया।
टीचर
- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है?
लड़का
- अहमद पाकिस्तानी।
टीचर
- अब तुम अमेरिका में हो, इसलिए आज से तुम्हारा नाम जॉन है।
लड़का घर पहुंचा...
मां
- पहला दिन कैसा रहा अहमद?
लड़का
- मैं अब अमेरिकन हूं और आगे से मुझे जॉन कहकर पुकारना।
मां और पापा ने यह सुनते ही उसकी जमकर धुनाई कर दी। शरीर पर चोट के निशान लिए अगले दिन वह स्कूल पहुंचा।
टीचर
- क्या हुआ जॉन?
लड़का
- मेरे अमेरिकन बनने के 4 घंटे बाद ही मुझ पर 2 पाकिस्तानियों ने हमला कर दिया!
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Old 05-07-2014, 07:40 PM   #8739
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कंजूस ससुर ने अपने नए दामाद को चेस बोर्ड उपहार में दिया।
दामाद ने पूछा, 'यह किसलिए?' ससुर ने जवाब दिया, 'तमन्ना थी कि बेटी की शादी में हाथी-घोड़े-ऊंट, नौकर-चाकर दूं।
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Old 06-07-2014, 12:24 PM   #8740
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एक महिला हाथ में हथौड़ा लिए अपने बेटे के स्कूल पहुंची और चपरासी से पूछने लगी, 'शुक्ला मैडम की क्लास कौन-सी है?'
'क्यों पूछ रही हैं?' हथौड़े को देखकर चपरासी ने डरते हुए पूछा।
'अरे वह मेरे बेटे की क्लास टीचर है।', हथौड़ा हिलाते हुए वह औरत उतावलेपन से बोली। चपरासी ने दौड़कर शुक्ला मैडम को खबर की कि एक महिला हाथ में हथौड़ा लिए उन्हें ढूंढ़ रही है। शुक्ला मैडम के छक्के छूट गए। वे दौड़कर प्रिसिंपल की शरण में पहुंची। प्रिंसिपल तत्काल उस औरत के पास पहुंचा और विनयपूर्वक बोला, 'आप शांत हो जाइए।'
'मै शांत ही हूं।' वह महिला बोली।
प्रिंसिपल ने पूछा, 'फिर क्या समस्या है?'
'बात कुछ भी नही है, मैं बस शुक्ला मैडम की क्लास में जाना चाहती हूं।'
'लेकिन क्यों?' प्रिंसिपल ने जोर देकर पूछा।
'क्योंकि मुझे वहां उस बेंच की कील ठोकनी है, जिस पर मेरा बेटा बैठता है। कल वह स्कूल से तीसरी पेंट फाड़कर घर आया है।'
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