At the zoo

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A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing
a loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing
his usual jeans and t-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a
large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately
went crazy. He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2
feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was
obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla
got extremely excited, now making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall
to show a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was about to
tear the bars down!

"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips
and charging the bars!

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and
said, "Now, tell him you have a headache and you are not in the mood now”