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Old 26-04-2013, 01:42 AM   #171
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नाम: रजनीकांत

हॉबीज़: शेरों के साथ खेलना, सुनामी में स्विमिंग करना, ज्वालामुखी पर स्केटिंग करना, कोई शूट करे तो बुलेट को कैच करना, उड़ते हुए प्लेन की तरफ दौड़ना, बिजली के साथ खेलना।
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Old 26-04-2013, 01:42 AM   #172
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एक बार रजनीकांत समुद्र में दही डाल रहे थे।

उन्हें ऐसा करते देख किसी ने पूछ लिया, 'यह तुम क्या कर रहे हो?'
रजनी बोले, 'लस्सी बना रहा हूं।'
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Old 26-04-2013, 01:42 AM   #173
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एक बार रजनीकांत को एक कोबरा डंक मार गया।

कुछ देर बाद असहनीय दर्द से तड़प-तड़प कर...
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कोबरा मर गया।
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Old 26-04-2013, 01:42 AM   #174
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पता है आपको कि रजनीकांत आपना सिगरेट कैसे जलाते हैं?

बेवकूफ! उन्हें लाइटर या माचिस का क्या काम...

टॉर्च से!
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रजनीकांत इकलौते ऐसे इंसान हैं, जो...
डेटा ही नहीं, फेसबुक भी पेनड्राइव में डाल लेते हैं और पेन ड्राइव से इंटरनेट ऐक्सेस करते हैं।
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When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

Crazy people!!!!


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Rajnikant was shot today..
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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…

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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…

..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

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This one is best:

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….

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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…

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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P
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Law of Conservation of Rajni


All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.


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One more:

Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

Today that powder is known as

“AMBUJA CEMENT”
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Old 06-04-2015, 10:23 AM   #179
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I like your post.
Rajnikant dialog is my favorit.
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