101 Rajnikanth Jokes - Page 2

ndhebar · 23-02-2011, 07:46 PM

Rajani was swiming in caribbean.
he feel thirsty.
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Today the place called SAHARA DESERT

bhoomi ji · 08-04-2011, 10:12 PM

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there were two missed calls from RAJNIKAANT

bhoomi ji · 08-04-2011, 10:26 PM

rajnikaat was putting his dog's tail in a steel pipe
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rajnikaat- its my dog guys i am just bending the pipe

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 10:23 AM

THE FACT OF THE DECADES WHICH NO ONE REALIZED
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SACHIN TENDULKAR Mom's name is "RAJNI TENDULKAR"
Do i need to say anything beyond this????

Bholu · 14-05-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by amit_tiwari

gelileo used moon light to study,

einstein used candle to study,

newton used lamp to study

but the great rajni used only agarbatti to study.

ha ha ha
very good big brother

jitendragarg · 14-05-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bhoomi ji

Graham Bell invented telephone and went for tea
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You got it wrong. I distinctly remember, Graham bell invented the phone, cuz he was unable to receive calls from Rajnikant. Rajnikant used to call people even before the telephone was invented.

ndhebar · 18-05-2011, 08:10 PM

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

ndhebar · 18-05-2011, 08:14 PM

One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play

ndhebar · 18-05-2011, 08:15 PM

"Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty"

ndhebar · 19-05-2011, 05:41 PM

When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

Crazy people!!!!

23-02-2011, 07:46 PM	#11
ndhebar Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Kerrville, Texas Posts: 4,605 Rep Power: 49	Re: 101 Rajnikanth Jokes Rajani was swiming in caribbean. he feel thirsty. he drunk a sip of water and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Today the place called SAHARA DESERT __________________ घर से निकले थे लौट कर आने को मंजिल तो याद रही, घर का पता भूल गए बिगड़ैल

08-04-2011, 10:12 PM	#12
bhoomi ji Special Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,405 Rep Power: 33	Re: 101 Rajnikanth Jokes Graham Bell invented telephone and went for tea . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . when he returned . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . there were two missed calls from RAJNIKAANT __________________ हिंदी का सम्मान- हमारे देश का सम्मान- हमारा सम्मान, हिंदी में लिखने के लिए यहाँ क्लिक करें "फोरम के नियम"

08-04-2011, 10:26 PM	#13
bhoomi ji Special Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,405 Rep Power: 33	Re: 101 Rajnikanth Jokes rajnikaat was putting his dog's tail in a steel pipe . . . . . . . man- oye dog's tail never become straight... . . . . . . . . .. . . . . rajnikaat- its my dog guys i am just bending the pipe __________________ हिंदी का सम्मान- हमारे देश का सम्मान- हमारा सम्मान, हिंदी में लिखने के लिए यहाँ क्लिक करें "फोरम के नियम"

23-04-2011, 10:23 AM	#14
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 21	Re: 101 Rajnikanth Jokes THE FACT OF THE DECADES WHICH NO ONE REALIZED ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! SACHIN TENDULKAR Mom's name is "RAJNI TENDULKAR" Do i need to say anything beyond this????

18-05-2011, 08:10 PM	#17
ndhebar Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Kerrville, Texas Posts: 4,605 Rep Power: 49	Re: 101 Rajnikanth Jokes Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!" __________________ घर से निकले थे लौट कर आने को मंजिल तो याद रही, घर का पता भूल गए बिगड़ैल

18-05-2011, 08:14 PM	#18
ndhebar Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Kerrville, Texas Posts: 4,605 Rep Power: 49	Re: 101 Rajnikanth Jokes One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play __________________ घर से निकले थे लौट कर आने को मंजिल तो याद रही, घर का पता भूल गए बिगड़ैल

18-05-2011, 08:15 PM	#19
ndhebar Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Kerrville, Texas Posts: 4,605 Rep Power: 49	Re: 101 Rajnikanth Jokes "Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty" __________________ घर से निकले थे लौट कर आने को मंजिल तो याद रही, घर का पता भूल गए बिगड़ैल

19-05-2011, 05:41 PM	#20
ndhebar Special Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Kerrville, Texas Posts: 4,605 Rep Power: 49	Re: 101 Rajnikanth Jokes When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....& Now they call it as .............Wikipedia Crazy people!!!! __________________ घर से निकले थे लौट कर आने को मंजिल तो याद रही, घर का पता भूल गए बिगड़ैल