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19-09-2013, 12:26 PM | #1 |
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Q: Why can't Chinese couples have white babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? A: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard; he did a number on it ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I get my large circumference from too much pi. -------------------------------------------------------- He wears glasses during math because it improves division. The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany. ======================== |
19-09-2013, 06:36 PM | #2 |
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इस प्रकार के मजेदार भाषाई प्रयोग कौन प्रस्तुत किया करेगा? जिन्हें इनकी आदत पड़ चुकी है, उनका क्या होगा- ब्रेक के दौरान? |
19-09-2013, 10:32 PM | #3 |
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धन्यवाद रजनीशजी।
ब्रेक तो केवल दो दिन का होगा कल रात को रवाना हो रहे हैं। शनिवार दोपहर (local time) को कैलिफ़ोर्निया पहुँच जाएंगे। आशा करता हूँ कि रविवार को फ़िर से आप सब लोगों से जुड जाऊँगा। पर, जब हम सक्रिय होंगे, तो आप सब सो रहे होंगे and vice versa. |
19-09-2013, 10:40 PM | #4 |
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You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. A will is a dead giveaway. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. A boiled egg, is hard to beat. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. If you take your laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Acupuncture: a jab well done. |
24-09-2013, 10:33 AM | #5 |
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Cricket / Movie name Puns
===================== Goodbye Mr Slips Star Waughs-The Umpire Strikes Bat Gone With The W.Indies To Kill A DickieBird The Passion Of Gilchrist Waugh & Peace My Four Lady You've Got Bails Saving W.G Grace |
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25-09-2013, 01:31 AM | #7 |
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25-09-2013, 01:33 AM | #8 |
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The difference between a champ and a chump is u.
Triumph is just umph added to try. Don't assume. It will make an ass out of u and me. Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough. One thing you can give and still keep is your word. If the going gets easy you may be going downhill. Failure is the path of least persistence. If at first you don't succeed try-a-grin. People who never make a mistake never make anything else A smile doesn't cost a cent, but it gains a lot of interest. |
25-09-2013, 06:04 AM | #9 |
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Jyoti Basu dies at 11.47 A.M
He almost made it to P.M again. Kerala gets 3G services. Now they can call themselves "GGGods own country." Subhash Ghai was ahead of his times. He introduced 4G way back in 1989. A-G, oh-G, lo-G suno-G. Lok Sabha meets. Noise. Confusion. Lok Sabha adjourns. Was it the Joke Sabha? Sania Mirza announces that she is going to marry Shoaib Malik. Thank God, Sania doesn't have to do 7 pheras with Shoaib. She wil never get past the first round. Sachin Tendulkar's birthday today? Let's celebrate it as runmashtami. The good thing is that Sachin has turned 37. Which means, for the next 365 days, he will be in his prime. |
25-09-2013, 09:16 PM | #10 |
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बहुत खूब, निम्नलिखित उदाहरण अतुलनीय हैं:
1. Triumph is just umph added to try. 2. One thing you can give and still keep is your word. 3. Jyoti Basu dies at 11.47 A.M He almost made it to P.M again. |
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