PJ thread!!!

jitendragarg · 27-03-2010, 02:25 AM

Hey guys, this is the thread just made for PJs. So, kindly don't post Pjs as separate thread. All the PJs goes here only. Any other thread created for a PJ will be added to this one.

Ok, so lets start the fun.

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

jitendragarg · 27-03-2010, 02:26 AM

yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

jitendragarg · 27-03-2010, 02:26 AM

Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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jitendragarg · 27-03-2010, 02:27 AM

woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

jitendragarg · 27-03-2010, 02:27 AM

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

abhishek · 27-03-2010, 07:29 AM

10 PJs on Heights

1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.

5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

abhishek · 27-03-2010, 07:31 AM

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan Le!

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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad
Theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.

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Teacher to class: " A for?"
Class: "Apple !!!!"

Teacher: " JOR SE BOLO"
Class: "JAI MATA DI !!!!!!!"
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

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Sachin’s Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Sachin’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

sony · 27-03-2010, 07:35 AM

After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call
the world famous CID.

ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi
tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !!
(Shaking his finger)
(After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find
out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...)

Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student ne
aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon
tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!!

ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!

ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic
lab me leke aao...dr. salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss
murde aadmi se !!
(after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of
joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab)

Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil
hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum dr. salunkhe ke lab se khali haat
nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega
(after playin with some colour changing liquids)

Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta
hu..iska khoon hua hai !!

ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??

Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! yeh dekho...(shows him his
star-trek type computer and does some really fast typing)

ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein
kisi ne batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke
aao bureau me...ab kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !!
(virus is brought to the bureau)

Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...maine kuch nahi kiya

Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha???

Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai??
(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)

Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???

Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad aa gaya...bata ta hu...sab bata ta hu !

Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu
hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya

ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!

Virus: uss raat sab logo ne gay party ki thi....sab log apni underwear me
campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi
nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne
mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...maine uska helicopter gutter me fek
diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. aur next din humne dekha
toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye
mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...

ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge...tum hamare saath co-operate karo
(virus leaves)

ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus
me khoon ho gaya aur kisi ne CID ko bulaya hi nahin??

Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana
chaiye...CID ko nahi !!

ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me aa gaya..aur campus se khoon kar
ke nikal gaya??

Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho?

ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek
kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se
check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !!

Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !!
(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour
every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the
breaks....SCCHRREEEECH !!)

ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke
saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks...tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se
entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab
apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !!
(after checking the campus)

Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary
mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman
the...aur woh rancho se badla lena chahta tha !!

ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! ab yeh Chatur kaun
hai... Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab le jao !

Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se
iss chatur ne hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi
pata hoga !!

ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!
(chatur in interrogation)

ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??

Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!

Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room
se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi

Chatur : (over-acting)...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai
(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins)

Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical
helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya
tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe
dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya

ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab
nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi
FAASI !!

sony · 27-03-2010, 07:38 AM

Interviewer---" Sardarji where were u born?"
Sardarji----" Sir, in Czechoslovakia"
Interviewer-----"Can u tell me the spelling of Czechoslovakia"
Sardarji----"Sir I think i was born in Goa"

sony · 27-03-2010, 07:40 AM

1)Mr Black, Mr White, Mr Red and Mr Green were deep in conversation inside a room. Someone from outside called. Mr Black went out to see who it was. After this no one in the room was able to see one another? Why?

Ans: Because it was a black out! (Mr Black was out)

2)When Mr Black came out he saw Mr X waiting. Btw Mr X is a blind man who lost his eye sights in a rainy season of Year 2020 (You understand the pollution..acid rains etc right??). Mr X greeted Mr Black, "Hello Mr Green!".
why?

Ans Sawan ke andhe ko sab hara dikhai deta hai!(Green=hara)

27-03-2010, 02:25 AM	#1
jitendragarg Tech. Support Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,771 Rep Power: 35	PJ thread!!! Hey guys, this is the thread just made for PJs. So, kindly don't post Pjs as separate thread. All the PJs goes here only. Any other thread created for a PJ will be added to this one. Ok, so lets start the fun. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.... Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ." 1 is neither composite nor prime" Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist.... Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist.... . . . . . . . . . . . . My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST... __________________

27-03-2010, 02:26 AM	#2
jitendragarg Tech. Support Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,771 Rep Power: 35	yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... . . . . . . . . . . . Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK.. __________________

27-03-2010, 02:26 AM	#3
jitendragarg Tech. Support Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,771 Rep Power: 35	Arj kiya hai.. He is KISSING She is KISSING He is KISSING She is KISSING . . . . . . . . . * * Some test missing * *some text missing __________________

27-03-2010, 02:27 AM	#4
jitendragarg Tech. Support Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,771 Rep Power: 35	woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun.... woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun.... . . . . . . . . . . ahun ahun ahun ahun ahun ahun mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu... __________________

27-03-2010, 02:27 AM	#5
jitendragarg Tech. Support Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,771 Rep Power: 35	Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna... Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna... . . . . . . . .. . . . . "BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...." __________________

27-03-2010, 07:29 AM	#6
abhishek Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 444 Rep Power: 18	10 PJs on Heights 1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering black visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. What is height of Craziness? Getting a black paper Xeroxed. 6. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 7. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 8. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 9. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 10. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder. __________________ Join this forum, it's completely free.

27-03-2010, 07:31 AM	#7
abhishek Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 444 Rep Power: 18	Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka! ********************** 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? 2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan Le! ******************************************* Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad Theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon. Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko. ******************************* Teacher to class: " A for?" Class: "Apple !!!!" Teacher: " JOR SE BOLO" Class: "JAI MATA DI !!!!!!!" ******************************* Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! ******************************* Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal. ************************************ Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho? Munda: Haan Sharaab? Haan Drugs? Haan Jua? Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai? Munda: Haanji, HIV+ ************************************ Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. ****************************** Sachin’s Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain? Sachin’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai ! __________________ Join this forum, it's completely free.

27-03-2010, 07:35 AM	#8
sony Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 243 Rep Power: 16	Rancho case and CID After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call the world famous CID. ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger) (After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...) Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student ne aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!! ACP: OHH MY GODD !!! ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke aao...dr. salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss murde aadmi se !! (after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab) Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum dr. salunkhe ke lab se khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega (after playin with some colour changing liquids) Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iska khoon hua hai !! ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai?? Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! yeh dekho...(shows him his star-trek type computer and does some really fast typing) ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisi ne batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke aao bureau me...ab kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !! (virus is brought to the bureau) Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...maine kuch nahi kiya Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha??? Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai?? (daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!) Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch??? Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad aa gaya...bata ta hu...sab bata ta hu ! Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !! Virus: uss raat sab logo ne gay party ki thi....sab log apni underwear me campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...maine uska helicopter gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. aur next din humne dekha toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi... ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge...tum hamare saath co-operate karo (virus leaves) ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya aur kisi ne CID ko bulaya hi nahin?? Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !! ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me aa gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya?? Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho? ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !! Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !! (they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the breaks....SCCHRREEEECH !!) ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks...tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !! (after checking the campus) Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla lena chahta tha !! ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! ab yeh Chatur kaun hai... Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab le jao ! Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur ne hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi pata hoga !! ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !! (chatur in interrogation) ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ?? Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !! Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi Chatur : (over-acting)...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai (Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins) Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !!

27-03-2010, 07:38 AM	#9
sony Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 243 Rep Power: 16	Interviewer---" Sardarji where were u born?" Sardarji----" Sir, in Czechoslovakia" Interviewer-----"Can u tell me the spelling of Czechoslovakia" Sardarji----"Sir I think i was born in Goa"

27-03-2010, 07:40 AM	#10
sony Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 243 Rep Power: 16	1)Mr Black, Mr White, Mr Red and Mr Green were deep in conversation inside a room. Someone from outside called. Mr Black went out to see who it was. After this no one in the room was able to see one another? Why? Ans: Because it was a black out! (Mr Black was out) 2)When Mr Black came out he saw Mr X waiting. Btw Mr X is a blind man who lost his eye sights in a rainy season of Year 2020 (You understand the pollution..acid rains etc right??). Mr X greeted Mr Black, "Hello Mr Green!". why? Ans Sawan ke andhe ko sab hara dikhai deta hai!(Green=hara)