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Old 19-02-2018, 10:05 PM   #13941
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महिला: मेरे पति ने नींद में बोलना शुरू कर दिया है।
डॉक्टर: आप उन्हें दिन में बोलने का मौका दीजिए।
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Old Today, 06:56 PM   #13942
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शादी के बाद पत्नी कैसे बदलती है , जरा गौर कीजिए :

पहले साल : मैंने कहा जी खाना खा लीजिए , आपने काफी देर से कुछ खाया नहीं ।

दूसरे साल : जी खाना तैयार है , लगा दूं ?

तीसरे साल : खाना बन चुका है , जब खाना हो तब बता देना ।

चौथे साल : खाना बनाकर रख दिया है , मैं बाजार जा रही हूं , खुद ही निकाल कर खा लेना ।

पांचवे साल : मैं कहती हूं आज मुझ से खाना नहीं बनेगा , होटल से ले आओ ।

छठे साल : जब देखो खाना , खाना और खाना , अभी सुबह ही तो खाया था ।
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सोनू: अगर मैं खोलते हुए गर्म पानी में गिर जाऊं तो क्या होगा?
मोनू: पानी गर्म रहेगा, तुम ठंडे हो जाओगे।
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प्रश्न पूछा गया
बीवी का पैर दबाना खिदमत है या किस्मत

बड़ा ही खूबसूरत जवाब आया
बीवी अगर खुद की है तो खिदमत
और अगर पड़ोसी की है तो किस्मत
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अमीरी गरीबी के भेदभाव का सुंदर उदाहरण देखिए......

मिसेज ओबेरोय के पति ड्रिंक लेते है।
सरला का पति शराबी है!!
गंगुबाई का पति बेवड़ा है!!
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पैसे अगर क्रिकेट में डालो तो ललित मोदी का ख़तरा।
बैंक में डालो तो नीरव मोदी का ख़तरा।
घर पर रखो तो नरेन्द्र मोदी जी ख़तरा!
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हमारे आलस के चर्चे ऐसे हैं कि दो दिन साइकिलिंग क्या कर ली...
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डॉक्टर- रात में टेंशन लेकर नही सोना चाहिये ।
मरीज – तो क्या मायके भेज दें..?
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