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Old 19-02-2018, 08:35 PM   #13941
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महिला: मेरे पति ने नींद में बोलना शुरू कर दिया है।
डॉक्टर: आप उन्हें दिन में बोलने का मौका दीजिए।
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:26 PM   #13942
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शादी के बाद पत्नी कैसे बदलती है , जरा गौर कीजिए :

पहले साल : मैंने कहा जी खाना खा लीजिए , आपने काफी देर से कुछ खाया नहीं ।

दूसरे साल : जी खाना तैयार है , लगा दूं ?

तीसरे साल : खाना बन चुका है , जब खाना हो तब बता देना ।

चौथे साल : खाना बनाकर रख दिया है , मैं बाजार जा रही हूं , खुद ही निकाल कर खा लेना ।

पांचवे साल : मैं कहती हूं आज मुझ से खाना नहीं बनेगा , होटल से ले आओ ।

छठे साल : जब देखो खाना , खाना और खाना , अभी सुबह ही तो खाया था ।
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:27 PM   #13943
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सोनू: अगर मैं खोलते हुए गर्म पानी में गिर जाऊं तो क्या होगा?
मोनू: पानी गर्म रहेगा, तुम ठंडे हो जाओगे।
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:27 PM   #13944
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प्रश्न पूछा गया
बीवी का पैर दबाना खिदमत है या किस्मत

बड़ा ही खूबसूरत जवाब आया
बीवी अगर खुद की है तो खिदमत
और अगर पड़ोसी की है तो किस्मत
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:27 PM   #13945
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अमीरी गरीबी के भेदभाव का सुंदर उदाहरण देखिए......

मिसेज ओबेरोय के पति ड्रिंक लेते है।
सरला का पति शराबी है!!
गंगुबाई का पति बेवड़ा है!!
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:27 PM   #13946
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पैसे अगर क्रिकेट में डालो तो ललित मोदी का ख़तरा।
बैंक में डालो तो नीरव मोदी का ख़तरा।
घर पर रखो तो नरेन्द्र मोदी जी ख़तरा!
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:28 PM   #13947
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हमारे आलस के चर्चे ऐसे हैं कि दो दिन साइकिलिंग क्या कर ली...
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पड़ोसी पूछने लग गए, कौनसा अखबार बांटने लगे हो!
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:28 PM   #13948
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डॉक्टर- रात में टेंशन लेकर नही सोना चाहिये ।
मरीज – तो क्या मायके भेज दें..?
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:29 PM   #13949
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दो शराबी दोस्त बार में …..
पहला – अच्छा बता आज क्या पीएगा |
दूसरा – जो तू बोले यार…..
पहला – अच्छा टॉस कर लेते है…. सिक्का उछाला और बोला .. देख भाई चित आया तो scotch, पट आया तो wiskey, निचे गिरा तो rum, और हवा में रह गया तो शराब आज से हमेशा के लिए …………………………………..बंद
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Old 21-02-2018, 05:30 PM   #13950
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शादी के बाद पति कैसे बदलते है , जरा गौर कीजिए

पहले साल : dear संभलकर उधर गड्ढा हैं

दूसरे साल : अरे यार देख के उधर गड्ढा हैं

तीसरे साल : दिखता नहीं उधर गड्ढा हैं

चोथे साल : अंधी हैं क्या गड्ढा नहीं दिखता

पांचवे साल : अरे उधर -किधर मरने जा रही हैं गड्ढा तो इधर हैं ..
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