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Old 27-04-2017, 07:07 PM   #12941
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सोनू: रात को तूने मुझे क्यों मारा?

मोनू: शराब पीने के बाद तू जिद ही ऐसी कर रहा था।

सोनू: ऐसी क्या जिद कर रहा था?

मोन: आज तो मोदी जी के हाथ की चाय पीनी है।
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Old 28-04-2017, 07:42 PM   #12942
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टीचर: संजू, बताओ कि यमुना नदी कहां बहती है?

संजू: जमीन पर बहती है।

टीचर: अरे, नक्शे में बताओ कहां बहती है?

संजू: क्या मजाक करते हैं आप भी, नक्शे पर बहेगी तो नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा?
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Old 29-04-2017, 07:51 PM   #12943
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सोनू: तूने कमरे में सिगरेट क्यों जला रखी है?
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मोनू: सिगरेट पीने से फेफड़े खराब होते हैं। आज मच्छरों के फेफड़े खराब कर दूंगा। इन्होंने बहुत परेशान किया हुआ है!
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Old 30-04-2017, 08:57 PM   #12944
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दुनिया भर में तीन तरह के जवाब दिये जाते हैं ---
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केवल हरियाणा में चौथा जवाब भी दिया जाता है वो है ---
''बैंगण'
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Old 30-04-2017, 08:58 PM   #12945
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एक पागल आइने में खुद को देख कर सोचने लगा यार इसको कहीं देखा हूँ।

काफी देर टेंसन में सोचते सोचते-----
धत्त तेरी की ये तो वही है जो उस दिन मेरे साथ बाल कटवा रहा था
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Old 01-05-2017, 09:41 PM   #12946
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पति: मेरे सीने में बहुत दर्द हो रहा है, जल्दी से डॉक्टर को फोन लगाओ।

पत्नी: हां, लगाती हूं। आपका मोबाइल पासवर्ड क्या है?

पति: रहने दो, अब थोड़ा ठीक लग रहा है।
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Old 02-05-2017, 08:49 PM   #12947
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ऑटोवाला: साहब 30 रुपये हो गए।

गोलू: मैं तो सिर्फ 15 रुपये ही दूंगा।

ऑटोवाला: यह तो बेईमानी है।

गोलू: बेईमानी कैसे? मेरे साथ तू भी तो बैठकर आया है!
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Old 03-05-2017, 08:17 PM   #12948
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टीचर: तुम्हारा रिजल्ट बहुत खराब आया है। कल पापा को साथ लेकर आना वरना...

गोलू: वरना क्या?

टीचर: वरना रिजल्ट फेसबुक पर अपलोड करके उसमें तुम्हारे पापा को टैग कर दूंगी।

गोलू: ...तो मैं भी ममी को बताऊंगा कि मेरी मैम, पापा की फ्रेंड लिस्ट में हैं।
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Old 04-05-2017, 10:07 PM   #12949
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(गोलू के घर मेहमान आए।)

गोलू: क्या लेंगे? चाय या कॉफी?

मेहमान: जी नहीं, बहुत गर्मी है, कुछ ठंडा है?

गोलू: जी, कपड़े उतारकर फर्श पर लेट जाइए। बहुत ठंडा है।
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पुलिस: तुमने टिकट क्यों नहीं लिया?

गोलू: रेलवे स्टेशन पर लिखा था, किसी अंजान आदमी से कोई चीज ना लें।
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