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Old 05-12-2017, 09:57 PM   #13681
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हिन्दी भी सरल नहीं है, आजकल के बच्चों के लिए:
टीचररामस्वरूप बीमार था, फलस्वरूप मर गया
सब लोग इसका अंग्रेजी में अनुवाद करो।
पप्पूमास्टर साहब अगर बीमार रामस्वरूप था, तो फलस्वरूप क्यों मरा?
टीचरमूर्ख! इसका मतलब है रामस्वरूप बीमार हुआ, परिणामस्वरुप मर गया।
पप्पूले अब तीसरा मर गया। साला जो बीमार है वो क्यों नहीं मर रहा?
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:01 PM   #13682
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एक कंजूस अपने बेटे को पीट रहा था।
पड़ोसी–क्यों पीट रहे हो बच्चे को?
कंजूस–मैंने इसको कहा कि 1-1 सीढी
छोड़कर चढ़, चप्पल कम घिसेगी।
नालायक 2-2 सीढ़ी छोड़कर चढ़ा,
पाजामा फाड़ दिया।
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:02 PM   #13683
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शेर और शेरनी पेड़ के नीचे बैठे थे।
इतने में अचानक एक हिरन का बच्चा उनके
सामने से तेजी से भागता हुआ निकल गया।
शेरनी–ये क्या था?
शेर–फास्ट फूड।
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:34 PM   #13684
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लड़का – प्रोफाइल पिक में बड़ी गोरी लग रही हो …
लड़की – थैंक्स …
लड़का – कौनसा सॉफ्टवेयर यूज करती हो ???
*लड़का Blocked*
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:34 PM   #13685
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एक बुजुर्ग व्यक्ति के दिल का ऑपरेशन होने वाला था.
ऑपरेशन उनका दामाद करने वाला था जो कि उस हॉस्पिटल का सबसे बड़ा सर्जन था.
जैसे ही दामाद सर्जन ऑपरेशन करने आया, बुजुर्ग बोले – “बेटा, मुझे तुमसे कुछ कहना है … जैसा कि तुम जानते हो कि तुम्हारी सास का मेरे अलावा दुनिया में और कोई नहीं है इसलिए अगर इस ऑपरेशन के दौरान मुझे कुछ हो जाए तो तुम्हारी सास को तुम्हें अपने घर में ही रखना होगा … उनका ख़याल रखना !”
कहने की जरूरत नहीं, ऑपरेशन सौ फ़ीसदी सफल रहा !!!
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:35 PM   #13686
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लड़की – आजकल क्या कर रहे हो ?
लड़का – पीएचडी …
लड़की – अरे वाह ! डॉक्टरेट !
लड़का – नहीं पगली … पिज़्ज़ा हट डिलीवरी !!!
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:35 PM   #13687
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अपने घर में आदमी सिर्फ 2 कारणों से खुश रहता है …
पहला …
या तो बीवी नहीं हो
दूसरा …
या फिर बीवी नई हो !!!
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:35 PM   #13688
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Police Inspector – जिस कार ने आपको टक्कर मारी उसका रंग और नंबर क्या था ?
Man – सर, रंग और नंबर तो याद नहीं, हाँ उस गाडी को जो मैडम चला रहीं थीं उनकी साड़ी का कलर पीला और बॉर्डर लाल रंग का था, कानों में मोती के झुमके थे, गले में सोने का लॉकेट था, दायें हाथ में घडी और … और हाँ उनकी ठोड़ी पर एक छोटा सा तिल भी था !!!
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Old 07-12-2017, 11:10 PM   #13689
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पप्*पू को एक अनजान नम्बर से मैसेज आया
उसने अपने सब दोस्तों से वो मैसेज पेपर पे लिखवाया
दोस्*त: ये तू क्*या कर रहा हैं।
पप्*पू: सबकी लिखावट मैसेज की लिखावट से मैच करने के लिये
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एक बच्चा अपनी माँ से बुरी
तरह से पीटने के बाद,
अपने पापा से पूछता है
आप कभी पाकिस्तान गए हो
पापा: नहीं बेट
बेटा: कभी अफगानिस्तान गए हो?
पापा: नहीं बेटा
बेटा: तो फिर यह आतंकवादी कहाँ से लाये
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