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Old 14-11-2017, 07:06 PM   #13621
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टीचर: मैं जो पूछूं उसका जवाब फटाफट देना।
संजू: जी सर

टीचर: भारत की राजधानी बताओ ?
संजू: फटाफट
टीचर अभी तक संजू को पीट रहा है।
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Old 15-11-2017, 08:13 PM   #13622
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पूरे विश्व में भारत ही एक ऐसा देश है जहां...
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प्याज-लहसुन खाने से पापा लगता है, दूसरों के पैसे खाने से नहीं!
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Old 16-11-2017, 06:14 PM   #13623
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अमीर लोग शादी के फौरन बादहनीमून पर चले जाते हैं और...
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मिडिल क्लास लोगों के पीछे 6 महीने तक टेंटवाला पड़ा रहता है कि 20 प्लेटें और 6 जग पूरे कराओ!
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Old 16-11-2017, 06:17 PM   #13624
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सोनू: इतनी गहराई से क्या सोच रहा है?

मोनू: एक लड़की ने बड़े प्यार से भैया बोल दिया है।

सोनू: इसमें सोचने की क्या बात है?

मोनू: मुझे उसकी शादी की चिंता होने लगी है!
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Old 17-11-2017, 06:42 PM   #13625
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दुनिया में उर्दू के बाद सिर्फ होटल का...
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मेन्यू कार्ड ही है जिसे हम दाएं से बाएं पढ़ते हैं!
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Old 17-11-2017, 06:43 PM   #13626
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करके बड़े-बड़े वादे , तोड़ देती हो बार-बार...
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यह बताओ तुम माशूका हो या मोदी सरकार!
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Old 17-11-2017, 06:43 PM   #13627
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शराबियों की एक समस्या यह भी है कि किसी दुकान पर सिर्फ चिप्स मांग लें...

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तो दुकानदार कहता है कि आज फिर प्रोग्राम है क्या?
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Old 18-11-2017, 10:18 PM   #13628
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एक आदमी ऑफिस के लिए तैयार खड़ा था और निकलने से पहले अपनी पत्नी को किस करना चाहता था. परन्तु अपने बेटे की वजह से वह यह कर नहीं पा रहा था, क्योंकि वो भी उसी कमरे में खेल रहा था.
उसने अपने बेटे से कहा – “बेटा Balcony में खड़े हो जाओ और colony में क्या चल रहा है वो देख के बताता रह …”
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बेटा शुरू हो गया : शर्मा जी सब्जी ला रहे है ,
वर्मा जी स्कूटर स्टार्ट कर रहे है ,
बच्चे क्रिकेट खेल रहे है ,
शुक्ला जी अपनी दुकान संभाल रहे है ,
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पिंटू के मम्मी -पापा Kiss कर रहे है .
आदमी : तुझे कैसे पता ???
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बेटा : पिंटू भी Balcony में खड़ा है… !!!
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Old 18-11-2017, 10:19 PM   #13629
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एक बाबा जी प्रवचन दे रहे थे – “ज़िन्दगी में बहुत सी चीज़ों के लिए आदमी चाहता है कि वे देर से हों मगर वे जल्दी हो जाती हैं और बहुत सी चीज़ें चाहता है कि जल्दी हों मगर वे देर से होती हैं … कोई भक्त इसका एक उदाहरण दे सकता है ?
एक भक्त बोला – “जी बाबाजी … शादी और तलाक़ !!!”
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Old 18-11-2017, 10:20 PM   #13630
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एक सेल्स मैनेजर बहुत परेशान दिखाई दे रहा था.
डिस्ट्रीब्यूटर ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ सर … ? कोई परेशानी है ?
सेल्स मैनेजर :- “क्या बताऊँ भाई, मैं 6 महीने से tour पर था और आज घर पहुंचा तो पता चला कि बीवी pregnant हो गई है !!!”
डिस्ट्रीब्यूटर :- “अब आपको पता चला कि जब बिना order के माल आता है तो कैसा लगता है ???”
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