Humour Unlimited - Page 58

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:11 PM

AFTER breakup boy;
dil mein ek jazbaat haidabau jaise,
ruswa na hojaun chupao kaise,
tanha chod gaye mujhe jabse,
MAA KASAM ITNA KHUSH HOON K BATAU KAISE.

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:12 PM

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:13 PM

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:14 PM

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher : What's your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Jhony from today.
Boy went home and mom asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : Im an American now, call me Jhonny.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school..
Teacher : What happend Jhonny?
Boy: Maam, just 6 hours after I became an American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:15 PM

A boy called FM radio & said...
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“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Ram, new road, Kathmandu…. .
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Radio Jockey : How honest …. so you want to return his purse…? .
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Boy : no……. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.....

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:15 PM

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:15 PM

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
Bf : You Are Both
Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
Bf : Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
Bf : You Are Both
Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly ...

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:16 PM

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:17 PM

abhisays · 03-05-2012, 11:17 PM

THIS IS CALLED TRUE LUV

Tantrik apne 1 bhakt se-Beta tum par 1 bhutni ka saya hai.

Bhakt -Baba, mein thappad maar dunga jo meri Biwi k bare me kuch kaha to!!!!

03-05-2012, 11:11 PM	#571
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan AFTER breakup boy; dil mein ek jazbaat haidabau jaise, ruswa na hojaun chupao kaise, tanha chod gaye mujhe jabse, MAA KASAM ITNA KHUSH HOON K BATAU KAISE. __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

03-05-2012, 11:12 PM	#572
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03-05-2012, 11:13 PM	#573
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

03-05-2012, 11:14 PM	#574
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher : What's your name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Jhony from today. Boy went home and mom asked: How was the day Nadir? Boy : Im an American now, call me Jhonny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school.. Teacher : What happend Jhonny? Boy: Maam, just 6 hours after I became an American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists. __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

03-05-2012, 11:15 PM	#575
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan A boy called FM radio & said... . “I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Ram, new road, Kathmandu…. . . . . . Radio Jockey : How honest …. so you want to return his purse…? . . . . . Boy : no……. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him..... __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

03-05-2012, 11:15 PM	#576
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

03-05-2012, 11:15 PM	#577
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly? Bf : You Are Both Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ? Bf : Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly? Bf : You Are Both Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ? Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly ... __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum

03-05-2012, 11:16 PM	#578
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03-05-2012, 11:17 PM	#579
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03-05-2012, 11:17 PM	#580
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan THIS IS CALLED TRUE LUV Tantrik apne 1 bhakt se-Beta tum par 1 bhutni ka saya hai. Bhakt -Baba, mein thappad maar dunga jo meri Biwi k bare me kuch kaha to!!!! __________________ अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum