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Old 21-09-2016, 09:06 PM   #12691
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पति : डॉक्टर साहब, मेरी बीवी के अपेंडिक्स में भयानक दर्द हो रहा है....
डॉक्टर : बेवकूफ... मैंने एक साल पहले ही तुम्हारी बीवी के अपेंडिक्स को आपरेशन करके उसे निकाल दिया था इस संसार में ऐसा एक भी इंसान नहीं है, जिसके दो अपेंडिक्स हों....
.पति : ठीक है...... आप की बात एकदम सही है डाक्टर साहब लेकिन कुछ लोगों के पास दूसरी बीवी भी तो हो सकती है....
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Old 21-09-2016, 09:40 PM   #12692
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एक पंजाबी आंटी, दूसरी पंजाबी आंटी से…
“इनका हार्ट का ऑपरेशन कराना है !
फोर्टिस हॉस्पिटल कैसा रहेगा …….?”
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दूसरी आंटी-
“बेकार है जी उनकी केन्टीन में छोले भुटुरे तो
हैं ही नहीं ….!!!!
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Old 21-09-2016, 09:41 PM   #12693
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डॉक्टर : आपको कभी निमोनिया से तकलीफ हुई थी क्या.????
एडमिन : हाँ …. एक बार ….
डॉक्टर : कब….?????
एडमिन : स्कूल में…. जब टीचर ने इसकी स्पेलिंग पूछी थी …
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Old 24-09-2016, 09:05 PM   #12694
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मास्टर की शादी हुई....
पत्नी के पास आया... घूँघट उठाया और
बोला...
१. पहले तू अपना नाम बता.
२. फिर अपने पिता जी का नाम बता.
३. कितना पढ़ी है, ये बता.
४. अपने भाई बहनों के नाम बता.
५. तूने कौन-कौन सी फ़िल्में किन-किन
लोगां के साथ देखीं, ये बता.
६. खाने में क्या-क्या बना लेती है ये
बता....
७- तेरी जन्मतिथि क्या है...
..
इतने सवाल सुनकर पत्नी सकुचाई... तो
मास्टर को दया आई...
बोला....डर मत....
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किन्हीं "चार" प्रश्ना के उत्तर दे.....
लेकिन "पाँचवा" प्रश्न अनिवार्य है.....
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Old 24-09-2016, 09:41 PM   #12695
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पप्पू -(पुलिस स्टेशन फोन करके )
सर गर्लफ्रेंड नही मिल रही है।
पुलिस- कब से.....?
पप्पू- बचपन से।
पुलिस- हरामखोर रख फोन
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Old 24-09-2016, 09:42 PM   #12696
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She:- कहाँ था इतनी देर से..फोन क्यों
नही उठा रहा?
Me:- फेसबुक पर तेरी फोटोज लाईक कर
रहा था बेबी
She:- चल कर ले ..5 मिनट बाद काॅल करती
हूं
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Old 24-09-2016, 09:43 PM   #12697
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जज: घर में मालिक के रहते हुए तुमने चोरी कैसे की?
चोर: जज साहब आपकी अच्छी नौकरी है, अच्छी तनख्वाह है, आप ये सब सीख कर क्या करोगे।
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Old 24-09-2016, 09:49 PM   #12698
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लड़की: आज मेरे पापा ने तुम्हें खाने पर बुलाया है।
लड़का: वाह यार, अचानक कैसे?
लड़की: अरे वो श्राद्ध के लिए कौवे नहीं मिल रहे थे इसलिए।
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Old 24-09-2016, 10:46 PM   #12699
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लड़का: आपका नाम क्या है?
लड़की: पूजा हज़ारिका और आपका?
लड़का: पप्पू 500 का।
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संता: भाई तूने iPhone 7 ले लिया?
बंता: नहीं भाई, जिससे बात करनी होती है उसके घर जाके ही बात कर आता हूँ, सस्ता पड़ता है।
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