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Old 14-12-2013, 05:09 PM   #101
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Old 17-12-2013, 08:17 PM   #102
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इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है :......

एक दुकान के बाहर लिखा था: ‘इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है'.
एक आदमी दुकानदार से जाकर बोला: ‘मैं उस कुत्ते को देखना चाहता हूं…’
दुकानदार ने कहा: ‘साथ के कमरे में बैठा है, जा कर मिल लो।’

ग्राहक उस कमरे में गया।
कुर्सी पर एक हट्टा-कट्टा कुत्ता बैठा था.
पूछा: ‘क्यों भई, तुम यहां क्या कर रहे हो?’
कुत्ते ने बताया: ‘कर तो मैं बहुत कुछ सकता हूं,
लेकिन आजकल इस दुकान की रखवाली करता हूं.
इससे पहले अमेरिका के जासूसी महकमे में काम करता था,
और कई खूंखार आतंकवादियों को पकड़वाया…
फिर मैं इंग्लैंड चला गया जहां पुलिस के लिए मुखबरी करता था,
एक साल बाद यहां आ गया.’

उस आदमी ने दुकानदार से पूछा: ‘इतने गुणवान कुत्ते को आप बेचना क्यों चाहते हैं?’
‘यह साला अव्वल नम्बर का झूठा है…’ दुकानदार ने जवाब दिया :.........

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Old 17-12-2013, 10:29 PM   #103
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दिल का दौरा :.........

पति अपनी अपनी गर्भवती पत्नी का हालचाल जानने के लिए अस्पताल फोन मिला रहा था..
लेकिन गलती से फोन एक क्रिकेट स्टेडियम में लग गया…

पति: वहां के क्या हाल हैं?
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और…..जवाब सुनकर उसे दिल का दौरा पड़ा और वह वहीं मर गया.
क्यों?
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क्योंकिं फोन पर जो जवाब मिला वह इस तरह था:
सब कुछ ठीक ठाक है..
३ बाहर आ गए हैं..
लँच तक बाकीके 7 भी आ जाएंगे..
लास्ट वन वाज Duke!

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Old 24-12-2013, 10:43 PM   #104
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सारा दर्द गायब समझो :.........

संता ने अपने बॉस को फोन किया- सर, 'मैं आज ऑफिस नहीं आ पाऊंगा' ।
मेरी तबियत ठीक नहीं है । सारा बदन दुख रहा है ।

बॉस- देखो संता, आज तुम्हें आना तो पड़ेगा ।
तुम चाहो तो तबियत ठीक करने के लिए मेरा तरीका आजमा सकते हो ।
ऐसी हालत में मैं तो अपनी बीवी से सारे बदन की मालिश करवाता हूं
और थोड़ी देर में सारा दर्द गायब समझो ।

दो घंटे बाद संता ने बॉस को फिर फोन किया- आपने बिलकुल ठीक कहा था सर ।
आपने जैसे कहा मैंने वैसे ही किया और अब मैं बिलकुल तरोताजा महसूस कर रहा हूं ।
मैं बस थोड़ी ही देर में ऑफिस पहुंचता हूं और हां सर आपका घर वाकई बहुत खूबसूरत है :.........

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डॉ. श्री विजय, ऊपर आपने लक्षणों के आधार पर बहुत सी बीमारियों का निदान किया. मानना पड़ता है कि साइंस ने कितनी तरक्की कर ली है. कृपया कुछ अन्य बीमारियों के बारे में बुलेटिन जारी करते रहें. धन्यवाद.

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बहुत बढीया ! नई फील्मी बिमारी यो का भी इलाज ढूंढना पड़ेगा अब !!
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बहुत बढीया ! नई फील्मी बिमारी यो का भी इलाज ढूंढना पड़ेगा अब !!


धन्यवाद अरविन्द जी...............

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पत्नी जब मायके जाती है :.........

मायके से पत्नी का sms पति के लिए

"मेरी मोहब्ब्त को अपने दिल में ढूंढ लेना,
और हां, आटे को अच्छी तरह गूंथ लेना...!!
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मिल जाए अगर प्यार तो खोना नहीं,
प्याज़ काटते वक्त बिलकुल रोना नहीं...!!
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मुझसे रूठ जाने का बहाना अच्छा है,
थोड़ी देर और पकाओ आलू अभी कच्चा है ..!
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मिलकर फिर खुशियों को बांटना है,
टमाटर जरा बारीक़ ही काटना है ...!!
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लोग हमारी मोहब्ब्त से जल न जाएं,
चावल टाइम पे देख लेना कहीं गल न जाएं ...!!
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कैसी लगी हमारी ग़जल बता देना,
नमक कम लगे तो और मिला लेना .!! :.........

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पत्नी जब मायके जाती है :.........

मायके से पत्नी का sms पति के लिए

"मेरी मोहब्ब्त को अपने दिल में ढूंढ लेना,
और हां, आटे को अच्छी तरह गूंथ लेना...!!
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मिल जाए अगर प्यार तो खोना नहीं,
प्याज़ काटते वक्त बिलकुल रोना नहीं...!!
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मुझसे रूठ जाने का बहाना अच्छा है,
थोड़ी देर और पकाओ आलू अभी कच्चा है ..!
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मिलकर फिर खुशियों को बांटना है,
टमाटर जरा बारीक़ ही काटना है ...!!
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लोग हमारी मोहब्ब्त से जल न जाएं,
चावल टाइम पे देख लेना कहीं गल न जाएं ...!!
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कैसी लगी हमारी ग़जल बता देना,
नमक कम लगे तो और मिला लेना .!! :.........

बहुत बढीया !!
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