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Old 22-09-2017, 09:43 PM   #13461
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एक औरत मॉल से बिस्कुट चुराते हुए पकड़ी गयी जज ने कहा तुमने जो बिस्कुट का पैकेट चुराया उसमे दस बिस्कुट थे इसलिए तुम्हे दस दिन की जेल की सज़ा दी जाती है।
पति पीछे से चिल्लाया, जज साहब इसने एक सौंफ का पैकेट भी चुराया है।
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बीवी ने पुछा मुमताज के गुजर ने के बाद उसकी याद मे शाहजहा ने ताज महल बनवाया था मेरी याद मे आप क्या बनवाओगे पति ने भी प्यार से केह दीया पूड़ी सब्ज़ी।
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एक हाल में पार्टी चला रही थी कि तभी लाइट चली गई सभी लोगों ने अपने अपने मोबाइल की टार्च चालू कर ली तभी एक आवाज आई अरे भाई कोई अपने टार्च की लाइट जरा मेरे मुंह पे मारो मुझे मेरा iphone8 अनलाक करना है।
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Old 22-09-2017, 09:46 PM   #13464
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एक गाँव में एक बूढ़ा बुजुर्ग अकेला रहता था। उसने अपने जीवन में शादी ही नहीं की थी।
एक बार किसी युवक ने उस बुजुर्ग से पूछा, बाबा आपने जीवन भर शादी क्यों नहीं की ?
बुजुर्ग थोड़ा मुस्कुराया और बोला, बेटा यह मेरी जवानी की बात है, एक बार मैं एक पार्टी में गया था,
वहाँ अनजाने में मेरा पैर आगे खडी एक खूबसूरत युवती के लटकते पल्लू पर पड़ गया।
वो सांप की तरह फुफकार मारकर एकदम पीछे पल्टी और शेर की तरह दहाडी ब्लडी हैल अंधे हो क्या
युवक: फिर क्या हुआ
बुजुर्ग: मैं हकलाकर माफी मांगने लगा। फिर उसकी नजर मेरे चेहरे पर पडी और वो बडे़ ही
मधुर स्वर में बोली ओह माफ कीजिये मैंने समझा मेरे पति हैं।
बस जनाब उस दिन के बाद से आज तक मेरा शादी करने का कभी हौंसला ही नहीं हुआ।
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Old 22-09-2017, 09:48 PM   #13465
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दो दोस्त दारू पीकर गाडी चला रहे थे
तभी एक चिल्लाया - अबे कमीने दिवार है दिवार है आगे दिवार है
तभी गाङी दिवार मे घुस गई अगले दिन दोनो हास्पीटल मे
पहला दोस्त - कमीने मे चिल्ला चिल्ला कर कह रहा था आगे दिवार है फिर तुने सुना क्यो नही
दुसरा दोस्त - साले बेवङे गाडी तु चला रहा था.
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Old 22-09-2017, 09:48 PM   #13466
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एक आदमी को रोज सपने में काली साड़ी में एक औरत दिखती थी
उसे देखकर वो घबरा जाता था
एक दिन उसने हिम्मत करके पूछा – देवी आप कौन है
औरत बोली – मैं धन की देवी लक्ष्मी हूँ
आदमी – फिर तो आपको गोल्डन कलर का होना चाहिये।
औरत - बेटा मैं ब्लैक मनी हूँ स्विस बैंक से आई हूँ.
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Old 22-09-2017, 09:49 PM   #13467
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सोनू: किस बात से इतना परेशान है?

मोनू: यार, घरवालों से हूं।

सोनू: घरवालों ने क्या किया?

मोनू: जिस दिन लगता है कि कुछ नया करूं, उसी दिन मुझे गेंहू पिसवाने भेज देते हैं।
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Old 22-09-2017, 09:49 PM   #13468
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पत्नी: अजी सुनते हो.. हमारी शादी करवाने वाले पंडित जी का देहांत हो गया।

पति: एक न एक दिन तो कर्मों का फल मिलना ही था।
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Old 23-09-2017, 09:23 PM   #13469
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रमेश को अनजान नंबर से एक महिला फोन आया।

महिला: क्या आप शादीशुदा हैं?


रमेश: नहीं लेकिन आप कौन हैं?

महिला: तुम्हारी पत्नी, घर आओ फिर बात करती हूं।
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