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Old 26-07-2017, 09:07 PM   #13381
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कुछ लुगाई आपस मैं पति पत्नी के रिस्ते पै बात करैं थी थोड़ी हाण सुण कै एक बोल्ली :- हे बेब्बे बेरा ना लुगाइयां अपणे खसम की बुराई क्युकर कर दें हैं ... ईब मेरे आले नै देख अक्ल के नाम का पल्ले धेल्ला नी उस धौरै ... सिकल राम नै दी ना , रंग इसा जणो जामदा ए भट्ठी मैं गेर कै भून दिआ हो ... अर कजूंस इतना अक कच्छे भी सैकेंड हैडं खरीद कै पैहरै है , खराटे इतने मारै अक कई बै तो जी करै अक सोते की नाक मैं मिट्टी का तेल गेर कै आग ला दयूं ...

पर बेब्बे मजाल है जो मन्नै कदे आज तंई उसकी बुराई करी हो तो ... जिसा भी है मेरा तो देवता है मैं तो ना करती उसकी बुराई
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Old 26-07-2017, 09:08 PM   #13382
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दामाद ससुर से -
..बाउजी आपकी बेटी ने..
नाक में दम कर रखा है..!

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ससुर -
..बेटा मेरे बारे में सोच..!
मेरे पास तो..
उसकी भी माँ है..!!
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Old 26-07-2017, 09:08 PM   #13383
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पप्पू साइकिल चला रहा था।अचानक सामने जा रही एक लड़की से भिड़ गया।

लड़की – घंटी नहीं मार सकता था?

लड़का – पूरी साइकिल तो मार दी बहनजी, अब क्या घंटी अलग से मारूं।
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Old 26-07-2017, 09:08 PM   #13384
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मुझसे वो कहती है कि तुम्हारी जिन्दगी को जन्नत
बना दूंगी। )))
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Old 26-07-2017, 09:09 PM   #13385
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समाचार: भारी वर्षा के कारण ट्रेन देरी से चल रही है।

बंटू: ...तो फिर वर्षा को ट्रेन से उतार देना चाहिए न!
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Old 27-07-2017, 10:25 PM   #13386
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रमेश: वह कौनसी चीज है जो हमेशा तेरी ही रहेगी लेकिन तेरी बीवी की नहीं हो सकती?

सुरेश: गलती।
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Old 28-07-2017, 08:05 PM   #13387
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किसी शादी में थोड़ा सा खुलकर क्या नाच लो, सब कहने लगते हैं कि...
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देखो, भाईसाहब का लड़का कैसे दारू पीकर नाच रहा है!
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Old 29-07-2017, 10:15 PM   #13388
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हम तो इतने बड़े शराबी हैं कि...
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अगर बीच में एक दिन का भी गैप मार लें...
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तो ठेकेवाला थाने जाकर गुमशुदगी की रिपोर्ट दर्ज करवा देगा!
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Old 30-07-2017, 09:02 PM   #13389
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रमेश: सर, मेरी बीवी 5 दिनों के लिए मेरे साथ घूमने जाना चाहती है। छुट्टी दे दीजिए।

बॉस: छुट्टी नहीं मिलेगी।

सोनू: शुक्रिया सर, मैं जानता था कि मुसीबत में सिर्फ आप ही मेरे काम आएंगे।
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Old 31-07-2017, 11:03 PM   #13390
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पड़ोस वाली ऑन्टी डेढ़ घंटे से हमारे दरवाजे पर खड़ा होकर ममी से बातें कर रही थीं...
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बैठीं वह इसलिए नहीं क्योंकि उन्हें देर हो रही थी!
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