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Old 14-01-2017, 09:23 PM   #12801
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रामू (अपनी सास से): आपकी बेटी में तो हज़ारों कमियां हैं।

सास: हां बेटा, इसी वजह से तो उसे अच्छा लड़का नहीं मिला।
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Old 14-01-2017, 09:37 PM   #12802
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जीवन में बड़े बड़े नुकसान सहन कर सकते हैं लेकिन
मुंह में गुटखा भरा हो और फोन उठाने के लिये गुटखा थूंक कर बात करने के बाद पता चले कि
रॉन्ग नम्बर था तो सच इस घाटे से उबरना बहुत मुश्किल होता है
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Old 14-01-2017, 09:38 PM   #12803
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एक पत्नी पति की ऊँगली बिजली के बोर्ड में डालने लगी
पति हाथ छुड़वाते हुए बोला “करंट लग जायेगा”

पत्नी-डोंट वरी कल ही करवाचोथ का व्रत किया ह चैक कर रही हूँ प्रॉपर हुआ की नहीं ।
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Old 14-01-2017, 09:39 PM   #12804
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हमें गर्व है हमारे देश की
उन वीर महिलाओं पर..
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जो भूखी रह लेंगी….
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प्यासी भी रह लेंगी …
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लेकिन चुप नहीं…….
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Old 14-01-2017, 09:39 PM   #12805
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हमारे भारत मे खाने के पहले हाथ धोना जरूरी नहीं समझते
मगर
खाने के बाद अच्छी तरह धोते है ताकी मोबाइल पर दाग न लगे
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Old 14-01-2017, 09:40 PM   #12806
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दो साल में मोदी जी.. White House के इतने चक्कर लगा चुकें है कि …….
अब तो ओबामा के बच्चे भी कहते हैं… दिल्ली वाले ताऊजी आऐ है..
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Old 16-01-2017, 10:19 PM   #12807
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चिंटू: तेरा भाई आजकल क्या कर रहा है?

मिंटू: उसने एक दुकान खोली थी लेकिन अब वह जेल में है।

चिंटू: ऐसा क्यों?

मिंटू: उसने दुकान हथोड़े से खोली थी।
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Old 19-01-2017, 10:01 PM   #12808
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पत्नी: आपको मेरी सुंदरता ज्यादा अच्छी लगती है या मेरे संस्कार?

पति: मुझे तो यह मजाक करने की आदत बहुत अच्छी लगती है।
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Old 22-01-2017, 09:58 PM   #12809
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टीचर ने गधे के सामने एक बोतल दारू रखी और एक बाल्टी पानी की...
गधा सारा पानी पी गया।
टीचर: तो बच्चों तुमने क्या सीखा?
बच्चे: जो दारू नहीं पीता वह गधा है।
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Old 23-01-2017, 09:17 PM   #12810
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मेरे हिसाब से दुनिया का सबसे सतर्क इंसान वही है, जो टॉइलट में बैठने से पहले...


पानी का नल चला कर देख ले कि पानी आ रहा है कि नहीं!
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