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Old 07-07-2017, 01:00 AM   #13301
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  • भक्त : बाबा इंजीनियरिंग किया हूँ, जॉब नही लग रही कोई उपाय बताओ?
    बाबा : कौन सी ब्रांच है बेटा?
    भक्त : कम्प्यूटर
    बाबा : मेरी इलेक्ट्रॉनिक्स थी बेटा 
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:00 AM   #13302
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  • Mark Zuckerberg: मोदी जी भारत में इतनी लड़कियां हैं फिर भी आप बेटी बचाओ बेटी पढ़ाओ चला रहे हैं।
    मोदी: अबे यार, वह 70% Fake ID हैं।
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:02 AM   #13303
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  • बॉस : क्या आपको ब्रिटिश भाषा आती है?
    लड़का : हाँ …
    बॉस : कुछ बोल के दिखाओ..
    लड़का : “डूगना लागान डेना पडेगा बुवन “!
    बॉस : निकल साले…
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:03 AM   #13304
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हिंदी serials में इतने बड़े- बड़े घर दिखाते हैं पर invertor किसी ने नहीं लगवाया होता ….. जब लाइट जाती है तो सब मोमबत्ती खोजने लगते हैं
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सच्चा प्यार एक दिन लौट कर जरूर आता है …..मेरी वाली भी आई थी …शादी का कार्ड देने
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  • डॉक्टर: क्या खाया था..?
    लडकी: I ate hamburger, french fries, coke and a corn pizza..
    डॉक्टर: जरा इतराओ कम…..ये हॉस्पिटल है,Facebook या Watsapp नही…जाँच में सब सामने आ जाएगा,अब सही बताऔ…
    लडकी: चाय के साथ बासी रोटी तेल चुपड़ के
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:05 AM   #13307
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राहुल गांधी ने 2019 की तैयारी शुरू कर दी है…..
नारा है-: तूफ़ान के बाद बूंदा बांदी………… अबकी बार राहुल गाँधी
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:06 AM   #13308
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  • अगर आप बेरोजगारी, मोटापे, बेवफाई, व्यापार में घाटे से परेशान हैं तो… . . . . . . . . रात 12 बजे के बाद न्यूज चैनल लगाएं कोई न कोई किताब, ताबीज, यंत्र जरूर मिलेगा।
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  • सुना है एक बैंक के कर्मचारी भी आंदोलन करने वाले हैं वो कहते हैं हम Oriental Bank of Commerce में काम करते हैं तो हमें भी OBC माना जाये।
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:09 AM   #13310
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विज्ञापन आता है की फलाना यूनिवर्सटी 400 एकड़ मे फैली है…..मुझे आज तक समझ मे नही आया……ये बच्चों को पढ़ने बुलाते है या चरने ?
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