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Old 20-05-2017, 09:39 PM   #13001
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. . . मुहब्बत. . .
बस यात्रा की तरह होती है,

और...

शादी . . . विमान यात्रा के समान।



तंग आकर आप बस से तो उतर सकते हैं,
लेकिन
विमान से नहीं...
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Old 20-05-2017, 09:39 PM   #13002
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कभी भी अकेलेपन का एहसास सताए तो...
घर की सब lights बंद करके......#horror_movie देखो

कसम से कभी अकेलापन महसूस नही होगा हर वक़्त लगेगा....
कोई पीछे खड़ा है
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Old 20-05-2017, 09:40 PM   #13003
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3 साल के कार्यकाल में मोदी सरकार की सबसे बड़ी उपलब्धि
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बाहूबली हत्या कांड का पर्दाफाश
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Old 20-05-2017, 09:40 PM   #13004
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अब ये अपवाह कौन उडा रहा है कि

बाहुबली ही प्रथम इंसान थे जो चांद पर पहुंचे थे! लेकिन अंग्रेजी अंतर्राष्ट्रीय भाषा होने के कारण अपना नाम अंग्रेजी मे ट्रांसलेट किये थे-
लेकिन नाम का मतलब एक ही था
Arm (बाहू) strong (बली)
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Old 20-05-2017, 09:41 PM   #13005
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मोदी जी!
दाल और प्याज सस्ते ना कर सको तो कोई बात नहीं;

पर आप से निवेदन है कि घीया और टिंडे महंगे करवा दो! ये रोज-रोज नही गटके जाते!
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पत्नी: आलू का पराँठा बना दू आज आपको ?
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पति: नहीं रहने दे ,
मैं इंसान ही ठीक हूँ,
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बड़ी आई जादूगरनी।।
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Old 20-05-2017, 09:42 PM   #13007
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पति - क्या हुआ??
पत्नी - गले में बहुत दर्द हो रहा है..
पति - मैं मार्केट जा रहा हूँ कहो तो गले के लिए कुछ लेता आऊँ…
पत्नी - हाँ.. Necklace लेते आना..
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Old 20-05-2017, 09:43 PM   #13008
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Punjabi बहू: क्या मेरी नाक मोटी है?

Punjabi सास: ना मेरा बेटा।

बहू: क्या मैं हाथी जैसी मोटी हूँ?

सास: ना बेटा, तुम तो बिल्कुल Barbie Doll जैसी हो।

बहु: क्या मैं काली हूँ?

सास: ना बेटा तुम तो बहूत प्यारी हो।

बहू: तब फिर सब लोग ये क्यों कहते हैं कि तुम अपनी सास जैसी लगती हो?

सास: लावां जुत्ती, बांदरी जई, काली हभशण, फिट्टे मुँह तेरे, उल्लू दी पट्ठी, भूतणी जी, किद्दां बकवास करदी आ।
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जोड़ियां आसमान से बनकर आती है..

फिर भी यहाँ जोडियों के हालात देख कर लगता है

काम तो ढंग से वहां भी नहीं होता!!
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Old 20-05-2017, 09:44 PM   #13010
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दाम्पत्य गुदगुदी-

शादी की 10वीं सालगिरह पर पत्नी पुलकित होकर बोली:

"आप बिलकुल भी नहीं बदले। वैसे के वैसे ही भोले-भाले, वैसे ही शांत, एकदम पहले जैसे ही हैं।"

पति भी भावुक होकर बोल उठा:-

"जो रहीम उत्तम प्रकृति, का करि सकत कुसंग।
चन्दन विष व्यापत नहीं, लिपटे रहत भुजंग।।"

(पति का इलाज़ चल रहा है।)
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