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Old 10-06-2017, 09:46 PM   #13091
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रिश्तेदार- रे पप्पूआ, केतना मार्क्स आया ?

पप्पू - ऐ मर्दे रुकिए तनी, थाना में हैं, बाद में बताते हैं

रिश्तेदार- टॉप कर गया का रे
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Old 10-06-2017, 09:47 PM   #13092
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आज सलवार दिवस है .....

आज ही के दिन 2011 में .... आधी रात को ....
विदेशों में जमा भारत का (4 लाख करोड़) का कालाधन 1 महीने में वापस लाने का सरकार को अल्टीमेटम देकर आंदोलन कर रहे
बाबा से उद्योग पति बने
*रामदेव*
सलवार पहन कर भागे थे ....

6वें *सलवार दिवस* की सबको हार्दिक बधाई.....!

6 साल बीत गए
अब बाबा को कालाधन वापसी से कोई सरोकार नही है।
अब वे अपने उत्पादों की ब्रांडिंग कर धन कमाने में बिजी है।

चार लाइने रामदेव बाबा के लिए।
नफ़रत के शबब उठी वो ललकार किसकी थी।
हमारे खून को प्यासी, वो तलवार किसकी थी।
हमे बस इतना बता दीजिए रामदेव बाबा जी।
जिसे तुम पहन कर भागे थे,वो सलवार किसकी थी...
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Old 10-06-2017, 09:58 PM   #13093
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एक आदमी अपनी बीवी के साथ जेट एयरवेज की फ्लाइट में जा रहा था
कुछ देर बाद एयर होस्टेस उसके पास आयी और पूछा
"सर क्या आप अपग्रेड करना पसंद करेंगे?"
आदमी ने मुस्कुराते हुए हाँ बोली और अपनी बीवी की तरफ देखते हुए बोला
"उठ ना.. बैठने दे उसको"
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Old 11-06-2017, 09:28 PM   #13094
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शादी के वक़्त आपने बहुत से लड़को को लड़की के माता पिता से ये कहते हुए सुना होगा की
"मैं आपकी बेटी को शादी के बाद बहुत खुश रखूँगा"
पर क्या कभी किसी लड़की को कुछ ऐसा लड़के के माता पिता को कहते हुए सुना है?
"नहीं ना, क्यूंकि औरते कभी झूठ नहीं बोलती"
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Old 11-06-2017, 09:32 PM   #13095
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वर्कर खेलते है football

मैनेजर खेलते है Tennis

सी. ई. ओ. खेलते है Golf

मोरल :जितना आपका स्टेटस बढ़ता जाएगा उतनी आपकी बॉल छोटी होती जाएगी.

हमारी शख्सियत का अंदाज लगाओ हमने तो बचपन से *कंचे* ही खेले हैं
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Old 11-06-2017, 09:32 PM   #13096
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जब फेसबुक भी आधार से लिंक हो जाएगा,

तब लोगो को पता चलेगा कि जिस सुनीता से महीनों रात भर चेटिंग कर रहे थे
वो तो असल मे भेरूलाल लुहार था
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Old 11-06-2017, 09:32 PM   #13097
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दूध वाले हडताल करते हें तो दूध सडक पर फेंक देते हैं।

टमाटर वाले हडताल करते हैं तो टमाटर सडक पर फेंक देते हैं।

न जाने बैंक वालों को कब अक्ल आयेगी?
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Old 11-06-2017, 09:33 PM   #13098
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अगर आप toothpaste की ad को ध्यान से देखे तो आप हर dentist के गले मे
एक stethoscope पाएंगे ....

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साला दुनिया का एक ऐसा dentist बता दो जो stethoscope से दातों की धड़कन सुनता हो !!

इसलिये ही कहता हूँ ..
पैसे से तो सिर्फ किताबे खरीदी जा सकती है,
ज्ञान तो मेरे मेसेज से ही मिलेगा....!!!!!
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Old 11-06-2017, 09:33 PM   #13099
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अभी-अभी, मैंने Google में "BANK" टाइप किया,
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बैलेंस में से, 3 रुपया काट लिया...

RBI का नया आदेश

बैंक में पड़े पैसे को याद भी किया तो स्मरण टैक्स लगेगा।
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अभी मैंने खुद को शीशे में देखा तो पता चला,*





*कि*






*दुनिया में मासूम लोग आज भी ज़िंदा है !!*
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