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Old 07-10-2017, 11:17 PM   #13491
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शोकसभा में आए एक दोस्त ने पूछा: कैसे हुआ ये?
आदमी: कुछ नहीं, चाय पी रही थी और अचानक चल बसी...
दोस्त: वो वाली चायपत्ती बची है क्या
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:09 PM   #13492
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डॉक्टर: स्वस्थ रहने के लिए रोज एक्सरसाइज किया करो।

गोलू: डॉक्टर साहब, मैं तो रोज क्रिकेट और फुटबॉल खेलता हूं।

डॉक्टर: रोज कितनी देर खेलते हो?

गोलू: जब तक मोबाइल की बैटरी खत्म नहीं हो जाती!
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:09 PM   #13493
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पप्पू एग्जाम में कुछ भी लिख नहीं रहा था।

टीचर: तुम कुछ लिख क्यों नहीं रहे?

पप्पू: मुझे कुछ नहीं आ रहा।

टीचर: अरे, कुछ तो आ रहा होगा?
पप्पू: हां, रोना आ रहा है!
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:10 PM   #13494
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पति: तुम्हें आज खाना बनाने में देर लगेगी तो मैं होटल में खाना खा लूं?

पत्नी: बस 5 मिनट रुकिए।

पति: 5 मिनट में खाना बन जाएगा?

पत्नी: नहीं, तब तक मैं भी साथ चलने के लिए तैयार हो जाऊंगी।
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:10 PM   #13495
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आंटी: तेरी शादी हो गई?

लड़की: जी, हो गई।

आंटी: लड़का क्या करता है?

लड़की: अफसोस!
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:12 PM   #13496
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गोलू: बहुत परेशान लग रहा है।

मोलू: यार, मैं बाप बनने वाला हूं।

गोलू: यह तो खुशी की बात है।

मोलू: ...लेकिन मेरी बीवी को नहीं पता।
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:12 PM   #13497
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सोनू : घर में मेरी ही दादागिरी चलती है। मैं कहता हूं, गर्म पानी ले आओ तो वह ले आती है।

मोनू: ...लेकिन गर्म पानी क्यों?

सोनू: गर्म पानी से बर्तन अच्छे धुलते हैं।
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:13 PM   #13498
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टीचर: 3 ऐसी जगह बताओ जहां इंसान नहीं मरता?

पप्पू: स्वर्ग, नर्क और...
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:14 PM   #13499
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पिंकू: जो मेरी इच्छा पूरी करेगा, मैं उसे 1 लाख रुपये दूंगा।

रिंकू: अच्छा तो बोल क्या इच्छा है तेरी?

पिंकू: मुझे 2 लाख रुपये चाहिए।
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जो लड़का गर्लफ्रेंड से बात करने के लिए रातभर जागता है...
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