Ajit Jokes

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:55 PM

Ajit was a popular Hindi movie or Bollywood movie villain from the 1970s and 80s. He was know for his classic one-liners. Along with his right-hand Raabert and his love Mona Darling, he was very popular in Hindi Movies.

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:56 PM

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai.
Bolo kaise???
Robert: nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR...

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:56 PM

One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .

Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?

Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:57 PM

Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.

Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?

Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:57 PM

Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:58 PM

Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:58 PM

Scene: Ajit spots one of his is enemies...
Ajit: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai.
Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:59 PM

Scene: Ajit is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
Ajit: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare
door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett
(cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajit : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:59 PM

Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajit: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene
nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.

raju · 09-06-2012, 06:59 PM

Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
Ajit: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein
ticket dete-dete thak jayega.

09-06-2012, 06:55 PM	#1
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Ajit Jokes Ajit was a popular Hindi movie or Bollywood movie villain from the 1970s and 80s. He was know for his classic one-liners. Along with his right-hand Raabert and his love Mona Darling, he was very popular in Hindi Movies.

09-06-2012, 06:56 PM	#2
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!! Ajit: Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai. Bolo kaise??? Robert: nahin maaloom Boss!!! Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR...

09-06-2012, 06:56 PM	#3
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood . Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho. Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss? Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

09-06-2012, 06:57 PM	#4
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls. Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde. Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six! Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde. Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win. Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai? Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!

09-06-2012, 06:57 PM	#5
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss? Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

09-06-2012, 06:58 PM	#6
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei? Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!

09-06-2012, 06:58 PM	#7
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Scene: Ajit spots one of his is enemies... Ajit: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !

09-06-2012, 06:59 PM	#8
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Scene: Ajit is escaping with his men in a helicopter... Ajit: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ? Ajit : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...

09-06-2012, 06:59 PM	#9
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss? Ajit: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.

09-06-2012, 06:59 PM	#10
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Ajit Jokes Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss? Ajit: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega.