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Old 19-01-2018, 10:01 PM   #13831
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एक घर में नवेली बहू दही मथ कर मक्खन निकाल रही थी.
थोड़ी देर बाद मक्खन आ गया तो बहू ने सास को आवाज़ लगाईं.
बहू – सासू माँ जी, मक्खन आ गया है बर्तन ले आओ.
सासू माँ – अरे बहू, मक्खन का नाम दोबारा मत बोलना, ये तुम्हारे स्वर्गीय ससुर जी का नाम था.
(अगले दिन फिर से मक्खन आने पर) बहू – सासू माँ जी, ससुर जी आ गये हैं बर्तन ले आओ ….. !
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Old 20-01-2018, 08:55 PM   #13832
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सौरभ : स्वामी जी यहां पहाड़ के ऊपर तो बहुत ठण्ड है। इतनी ठण्ड में भी आपकी ख़ुशी का राज क्या है ?

स्वामीजी : साधना और ग्रीन टी मुझे गर्म रखते हैं। तुम क्या पसंद करोगे साधना या फिर ग्रीन टी?

सौरभ : ग्रीन टी

स्वामीजी : साधना , दो कप ग्रीन टी लाना ..
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Old 20-01-2018, 08:56 PM   #13833
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अरे गोपी..
तुम ईतना क्युं पीते हो ?

मां-बाप की वज़ह से..

कैसे ?!!

हंमेशां कहते रहतें है...
बेटा.. *go.. पी* !!
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Old 20-01-2018, 08:56 PM   #13834
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मेरे पास गर्लफ्रेंड नहीं है तो क्या हुआ !*????????*♂

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*गलत फ्रेंड बहुत है, मैं उन्ही से खुश हूँ।
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Old 20-01-2018, 08:57 PM   #13835
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गुरु : एक महान व्यक्ति ने कहा था, आपको एक ही दुश्मन से बार-बार युद्ध नही लड़ना चाहिए वर्ना आप अपने तमाम 'युद्ध कौशल' उसे सिखा देंगे।
(पति पत्नी के संबंधो में भी यही होता है। दोनों योद्धा जिंदगी भर लड़ते-लड़ते एक दूसरे के वारों से इतना परिचित हो जाते हैं कि युद्ध जिंदगी भर चलता रहता है पर हल कुछ निकलता नहीं।)

शिष्य : तो फिर गुरुजी, क्या करना चाहिए?

गुरु: दुश्मन बदलते रहना चाहिये।
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Old 20-01-2018, 08:58 PM   #13836
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ताई - शादी हो गयी के बेटी तेरी ?
कमला - हां ताई ।

ताई - छोरा के करे ?

कमला - अफसोस
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Old 20-01-2018, 08:58 PM   #13837
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अलमारी खोलने पर हर औरत की दो मुख्य समस्याएं होती हैं।


पहनने के लिए कपड़े नहीं हैं और रखने के लिए जगह भी नहीं है।
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किम जोंग: मेरे टेबल पर न्यूक्लियर बम का बटन है।

डॉनल्ड ट्रंप: मेरा बटन तुमसे बड़ा है।

केजरीवाल: दबाकर देख लो वोट बीजेपी को ही जाएगा!
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इस बार वैलंटाइंस डे और महाशिवरात्रि एक ही दिन हैं।
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गाना याद आ गया, मैं तुझसे मिलने आई, मंदिर जाने के बहाने!
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लड़की: मैं कविता बोल रही हूं।
सोनू: पूरी बोलना, नहीं तो फोन काट दूंगा
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