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Old 17-12-2014, 05:24 PM   #10001
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टीचर: पानी क्यों जरूरी है?
नट्टू: मैडम,पानी के बिना इंसान मर जाएगा।
टीचर: कैसे?
नट्टू: बिनापानी के इंसान तैर नहीं पाएगा और जो लोग तैर नहीं पाते हैं, वे डूब कर मर जाते हैं!
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Old 17-12-2014, 05:24 PM   #10002
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एक नशेड़ी कब्रिस्तान में बैठकर शराब पी रहा था।
पुलिस: तुम यहां बैठ कर क्या कर रहे हो?
नशेड़ी: अब्बू के लिए दुआ।
पुलिस: अबे लेकिन यह तो किसी बच्चे की कब्र है।
नेशड़ी: साहब अब्बू बचपन में ही मर गए थे ना!
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Old 17-12-2014, 05:46 PM   #10003
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एक कबूतर ने संता पर बीट कर दी।

संता: ओए, तेरी मां ने तुझे कच्छा पहनना नहीं सिखाया क्या?

कबूतर: तू कच्छा पहन कर करता है क्या बे?
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Old 17-12-2014, 05:47 PM   #10004
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विदेशी ट्रैफिक पुलिस: सर, आप 60 के जोन में 80 की स्पीड पर गाड़ी चला रहे थे।

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देसी ट्रैफिक पुलिस: क्यूं रे, धीरे न चलती गाड़ी? बड़ी जवानी चढ़ रही है बे!
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Old 17-12-2014, 07:18 PM   #10005
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एक बार रजनीकांत ने सोचा कि क्यों न अपने ज्ञान का 0.001% हिस्सा दुनिया से शेयर किया जाए।

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Old 19-12-2014, 05:23 PM   #10006
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बच्चा: पापा, एक छोटा सा गेट-टुगेदर रखा है स्कूल में।

पापा: अच्छा, कौन-कौन आएगा?

बच्चा: आप, मैं और प्रिंसिपल।
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Old 19-12-2014, 07:42 PM   #10007
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इंटरव्यू में एंट्री
नौकरी के लिए इंटरव्यू चल रहा था। बहुत लंबी लाइन लगी हुई थी। गेट पर लिखा था, ‘अंदर आने के लिए जो सबसे कम शब्द बोलेगा उसे नौकरी दी जाएगी।’ अब किसी ने कहा, ‘मे आई कम इन सर?’ कोई बोला, ‘क्या में अंदर आ सकता हूं?’ किसी ने कुछ तो किसी ने कुछ कहा। तभी मंगलू का नंबर आया। उसने कमरे के अंदर झांका और बोला, ‘घुसूं?’
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Old 19-12-2014, 07:42 PM   #10008
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कंजूसी
छुटकू : मम्मी मैं अब समझ गया, बहुत गरीब लोग कैसे होते हैं?
मम्मी : अच्छा कैसे होते हैं?
छुटकू : कल चिंकी ने पचास पैसे क्या निगल लिए, उसके मम्मी-पापा तो हैरान परेशान होकर इधर-उधर भागने लगे।
50 पैसे के लिए उसे तुरंत मोटरसाईकिल पर बैठाकर डॉक्टर के पास ले गए। अरे पचास पैसे ही तो थे!
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Old 19-12-2014, 07:44 PM   #10009
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अहम मोबाइलयामि!
यदा-यदा ही मोबाइलस्य ग्लानिर्भवति सिग्नलः।
आउट ऑफ रीच ध्वनि जागृत संशयाः।।
विच्छेदितं संपर्का: कलहं भविष्यति।
तस्मात चार्जिंग एवं रिचार्जिंग कुर्वंतु तुरंतम।।
टच स्क्रीनं नमस्तुभ्यं अंगुलीस्पर्शं क्षमस्वमे।
अखंडितं सेवाः प्रार्थयामि।।
मनसोक्तम् चैटिंगं। हास्यविनोदेन टेक्स्टिंगं।।
शीघ्रम-शीघ्रम फाॅरवर्डिंगं। प्रसन्नाय इष्टमित्राणां।।
अहोरात्रं मेसेजम् करिष्ये।।
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बंता का बेटा : अपने आप पर सबसे ज्यादा गर्व कब होता है?
संता का बेटा : जब एक्जाम में कुछ नहीं आता और टीचर पीछे से आकर बोलती हैं, कॉपी छुपा लो, पीछे वाला देख रहा है!
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