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Old 20-03-2011, 04:06 PM   #3791
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टिल्लू- कुतुब मीनार किसने बनाया?
पप्पू- कुतुबुद्दीन ऐबक ने।
टिल्लू-और ताजमहल?
पप्पू- ताजउद्दीन ऐबक ने।
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Old 20-03-2011, 04:11 PM   #3792
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मुन्नू- तुम्हारा गधा खो गया और तुम भगवान को धन्यवाद दे रहे हो।
सोनू- मैं धन्यवाद इसलिए दे रहा हूँ कि अच्छा हुआ मैं उस पर नही बैठा हुआ था
नहीं तो मैं भी खो जाता।
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Old 20-03-2011, 04:19 PM   #3793
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रोगी- डॉक्टर साहब मेरी मरहम पट्टी पर कुल कितना खर्चा आएगा?
डॉक्टर- करीब 500 रुपए। रोगी- 500 रुपए।
इससे अच्छा तो मैं अपनी पत्नी को ही 200 रुपए दे देता।
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Old 20-03-2011, 04:23 PM   #3794
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कर्नल- तुमने मुझे डूबने से बचाया है
यह बात मैं कल सुबह की परेड में सबको बताऊँगा।
फौजी- ऐसा मत कीजिए।
अगर दूसरे फौजियों को पता चल गया तो वो मुझे नदी में फेंक देंगे
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Old 20-03-2011, 04:29 PM   #3795
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डॉक्टर (लेड़ी मरीज से)- आपके दाँत और बालों को देखकर तो आपकी उम्र का *पता ही नहीं चलता।
लेड़ी - तो फिर मेरी उम्र कितनी लगती है? डॉक्टर- जी चालीस-पचास से कम नहीं।
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Old 20-03-2011, 04:32 PM   #3796
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टीचर (छात्र से)- तुमने इस सवाल को हल क्यों नहीं किया, यह सवाल इतना सरल है
कि इसका हल तो कोई मूर्ख व्यक्ति भी बड़ी आसानी से कर सकता है।
छात्र ने हँसकर जवाब दिया- तभी तो मैंने **नहीं किया सर...!
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Old 20-03-2011, 04:37 PM   #3797
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रोगी (डॉक्टर से)- साहब! मुझे कितने डिग्री का बुखार चढ़ा है।
डॉक्टर- एक सौ चार डिग्री।
रोगी- वर्ल्ड रिकॉर्ड बनाने के लिए कितने *डिग्री का बुखार आवश्यक है।
वो भी बता दीजिए।
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होटल में खाना खाने के बाद दोनों व्यक्ति उठकर खड़े हुए *तो बैरे ने बिल चुकाने वाले को कोट पहनाया तो बिल देने वाले व्यक्ति ने उसे टिप के तौर पर दस रुपए का नोट थमाया, बैरा खुश हो गया। दूसरे के समझ में कुछ नहीं आया तो उसने कहा, तुमने टिप में दस रुपए क्यों खर्च किए? व्यक्ति बोला- दस रुपए में कोट महँगा है क्या?
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Old 20-03-2011, 04:55 PM   #3799
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एक राह चलते भिखारी ने बड़े से बंगले के बाहर खड़े होकर आवाज दी
और कहा 'अल्लाह के नाम पर कुछ दे दो बाबा।'
बंगले के अंदर से मालिक ने कहा- मेरी पत्नी अभी बाहर गई है।
भिखारी बोला- मुझे बीवी नहीं! खाने के लिए रोटी चाहिए बस...।
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Old 20-03-2011, 05:01 PM   #3800
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एक दोस्त (दूसरे से)- तुम्हारी उम्र कितनी है? दूसरा- 45 साल।
पहला- इस ऑफिस में पिछले कितने साल से नौकरी कर रहे हो?
दूसरा- पचास साल से। पहला-
वो कैसे? दूसरा- वो मैंने बहुत ओवर टाइम किया है।
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