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Old 10-12-2016, 08:58 PM   #12771
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गर्लफ्रेंड: मुझे नहीं लगता कि सब सही चल रहा है। हमें ब्रेक अप कर लेना चाहिए।
आईटी वाला प्रेमी: एक बार रीस्टार्ट कर के देख लो।
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Old 10-12-2016, 09:38 PM   #12772
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जयललिता के जाने के बाद केजरीवाल इसलिए खामोश हे क्यों की
किसी ने ट्वीट कर दिया कि यमराज की किताब में (j ) के बाद (k ) आता है
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Old 15-12-2016, 05:18 PM   #12773
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पत्नी: अजी सुनते हो, खुशनसीब को इंग्लिश में क्या कहते हैं?
पति: अनमैरिड

दे बेलन...दे चिमटा...दे फूकनी...!!
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:51 PM   #12774
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मास्टर की शादी हुई....
पत्नी के पास आया... घूँघट उठाया और
बोला...
१. पहले तू अपना नाम बता.
२. फिर अपने पिता जी का नाम बता.
३. कितना पढ़ी है, ये बता.
४. अपने भाई बहनों के नाम बता.
५. तूने कौन-कौन सी फ़िल्में किन-किन
लोगां के साथ देखीं, ये बता.
६. खाने में क्या-क्या बना लेती है ये
बता....
७- तेरी जन्मतिथि क्या है...
..
इतने सवाल सुनकर पत्नी सकुचाई... तो
मास्टर को दया आई...
बोला....डर मत....
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किन्हीं "चार" प्रश्ना के उत्तर दे.....
लेकिन "पाँचवा" प्रश्न अनिवार्य है.....
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:54 PM   #12775
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एक लड़का रोज़ एक लड़की को घूरता था।
लड़की (थानेदार से): ये लड़का रोज़ मुझे तंग करता है।
थानेदार: क्यों बे? आज डंडे से तेरी हड्डी तोडूंगा।
लड़की (पिटाई के बाद): अब आया मज़ा, अब छेड़ेगा?
लड़का: मैडम पेपर में फेल हो जाओ तो इसका मतलब ये नहीं कि पढ़ना छोड़ दो।
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:55 PM   #12776
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दोस्त: तुझे अपना लैपटॉप बड़ा करवाना है?
पप्पू: हाँ यार।
दोस्त: तो फिर इसमें विंडोज हटवा कर दरवाज़ा इंस्टॉल करवा लो।
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:55 PM   #12777
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पति: सेल्फ कन्ट्रोल तो कोई तुमसे सीखे, मानना पड़ेगा।
बीवी (खुश होकर): वो तो है, पर किस बात पर?
पति: शरीर में इतनी 'शूगर' है पर मज़ाल है कभी ज़ुबान पर आने दी हो।
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:56 PM   #12778
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बच्चा: मम्मी मैं पढ़ते-पढ़ते टीवी देख लूँ क्या?
मम्मी: हाँ-हाँ बेटा देख ले, बस चालू मत करना।
मम्मी भी मेन्टोस खा सकती है।
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गर्लफ्रेंड: बाबू मेरी ज़्यादा याद कब आती है?
पप्पू: जब मम्मी बोलती है, "आने दे तेरी बीवी को, घर के सारे काम उसी से करवाउंगी"।
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:56 PM   #12780
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पत्नी: जानू, Ragging किसे कहते हैं?
पति: वही जो तुम ज़बरदस्ती हर Anniversary और Birthday पर Gift माँगती हो ना... उसे अंग्रेजी में Ragging कहते हैं।
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