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Old 09-09-2017, 09:00 PM   #13441
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पत्नी ने उंगली के इशारे से पति को बुलाया।

पति: ...बोलो क्या काम है?

पत्नी: कुछ नहीं, मैं तो बस उंगली की ताकत चेक कर रही थी।
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Old 10-09-2017, 07:51 PM   #13442
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लड़की वाले: लड़का शराब पीता है क्या?

लड़के वाले: जी, बिल्कुल पीता है।

लड़की वाले: इसका मतलब लड़का अच्छा कमाता है। हमारी तरफ से यह रिश्ता पक्का।
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Old 11-09-2017, 06:13 PM   #13443
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रमेश: कोई ऐसा तरीका बता कि मैं लड़कियों का नहीं, लड़कियां मेरा इंतजार करें।

पप्पू: कल से ऑटो चलाना शुरू कर दे भाई!
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Old 12-09-2017, 07:32 PM   #13444
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यह तो अच्छा हुआ कि 1947 में वॉट्सऐप नहीं था, वरना आजादी के लिए कोई जंग में उतरता ही नहीं...
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लोग घर बैठकर मेसेज करते, इस मेसेज तो इतना फैलाओ कि अंग्रेज खुद भारत छोड़कर भाग जाएं!
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Old 12-09-2017, 08:21 PM   #13445
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दुनिया में धोखा आम बात है अब Suraj को ही देख लो
आता है Kiran के साथ रहता है Roshni के साथ और जाता है Sandhya के साथ
और कल Varsha भड़क गयी, तो छिप गया कहीं जा के Megha के साथ
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Old 12-09-2017, 08:23 PM   #13446
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ना फोग चल रहा है
ना जिओ चल रहा है
अब तो भाई चुटिया काटने वाले का खौफ चल रहा है.
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Old 12-09-2017, 08:23 PM   #13447
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अकबर ने बीरबल से तीन नये सवाल पूछे और कहा तीनों का जबाब एक ही होना चाहिये
दूध क्यों उफन जाता है पानी क्यों बह जाता है सब्जी क्यों जल जाती है
बीरबल ने जवाब दिया व्हाटसअप चालू होने की वजह से
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Old 14-09-2017, 10:14 PM   #13448
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एक इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज के सभी शिक्षकों को एक टूर पर ले जाने के लिए एक हवाई जहाज में बैठाया गया
जब सभी शिक्षक बैठ गए तो पायलट ने बड़ी ही ख़ुशी से घोषणा की आप सभी गणमान्य शिक्षकों को यह जानकर खुशी होगी कि जिस प्लेन में आप बैठे हैं, उसे आप ही के कॉलेज के होनहार विद्यार्थियों ने बनाया है।
बस फिर क्या था इतना सुनते ही सभी शिक्षक इस डर से नीचे उतर गए कि कहीं उड़ान भरते ही विमान दुर्घटना ग्रस्त ना हो जाए लेकिन प्रिंसिपल साहब बैठे रहे।
यह देख पायलट उनके पास गया और उनसे पूछा सर सभी टीचर अपने विद्यार्थियों का नाम सुनते ही डर कर उतर गए लेकिन आप क्यों नहीं उतरे क्या आपको डर नहीं लग रहा है ?
प्रिंसिपल ने दिल को छू जाने वाला जवाब दिया - मुझे अपने कॉलेज के शिक्षको से भी ज्यादा अपने विद्यार्थी पर भरोसा है। देख लेना यह प्लेन स्टार्ट ही नहीं होगा।
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Old 14-09-2017, 10:15 PM   #13449
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रामकथा चल रही थी अचानक माइक पर अनाउंसमेंट हुआ भाई रामेश्वरम प्रसाद तिवारी जहां कहीं भी हो तुरंत घर पहुंचे |
भाभी उनका घर पर इंतजार कर रही है।
तल्लीनता से राम कथा सुन रहे भाईजी तत्काल उठ खड़े हुए और उठकर घर जाने को अग्रसर हुए तभी महिलाओं में बैठी भाभी चिल्लाई अरे बैठो बैठो राम कथा सुनो।
मैंने तो खाली चेक करने के लिए अनाउंसमेंट करवाया था कि राम कथा ही सुनने गए हो या कहीं और ?
पत्नीयों का कोई मुकाबला नहीं।
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Old 14-09-2017, 10:35 PM   #13450
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पत्नी: कल जो भिखारी आया था, वह बहुत बुरा था।

पति: कैसे?

पत्नी: कल मैंने उसे खाना दिया था। आज वह मुझे एक किताब देकर गया है- 'खाना पकाना सीखें'
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