TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet! - Page 10

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:30 AM

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:30 AM

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:30 AM

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:30 AM

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:30 AM

Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:30 AM

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:31 AM

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:31 AM

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:31 AM

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 03:31 AM

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

12-06-2013, 03:30 AM	#91
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12-06-2013, 03:30 AM	#93
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12-06-2013, 03:30 AM	#94
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12-06-2013, 03:31 AM	#97
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12-06-2013, 03:31 AM	#100
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