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Old 14-04-2017, 12:01 AM   #12931
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एक लड़की को अनजान नम्बर से फोन आया !
लड़का :-- हेल्लो !!
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लड़की :-- कौन हो तुम ?
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लड़का :-- मेरी बात तो सुनो !
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लड़की :-- मुझे कुछ नहीं सुनना,
मैं शादीशुदा हूँ और मेरे पास बहुत अच्छा पति है !
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लड़का :-- और वो पति हमारे पास ही है !
मैं सिटी थाने से बोल रहा हूँ, अपने पति को आके ले जाओ, लड़की छेड़ता पकड़ा गया है !
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Old 15-04-2017, 11:51 PM   #12932
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पप्पू: डॉक्टर साहब आप बिना दर्द किए दांत निकाल सकते हैं?

डॉक्टर: नहीं।

पप्पू: मैं निकाल सकता हूं।

डॉक्टर: कैसे?

और पप्पू दांत दिखाते हुए जोर-जोर से हंसने लगा।
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Old 17-04-2017, 11:13 PM   #12933
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दो मच्छर आपस में बातें कर रहे थे।

पहला: मैं तो आगे चलकर डॉक्टर बनूंगा।

दूसरा: मैं तो इंजिनियर बनूंगा।

तभी पप्पू ने ऑल आउट जला दिया।

दोनों मच्छर चिल्लाए, इसने तो सारा करियर ही खत्म कर दिया।
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Old 18-04-2017, 10:48 PM   #12934
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पप्पू तालाब में डूब रहा था। अचानक उसके हाथ में एक मछली आ गई।

पप्पू ने उसे बाहर फेंका और कहा, कम से कम तू तो अपनी जान बचा ले।
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Old 20-04-2017, 11:48 PM   #12935
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पप्पू: आज मैं सब्जीवाले से 5 रुपये में 3 प्याज लेकर आया हूं।

गप्पू: कैसे?

पप्पू: सब्जीवाले ने 5 रुपये की एक प्याज दी थी। एक मैं ठेले से उठाकर भाग गया और दूसरी उसने फेंककर मारी।
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Old 21-04-2017, 10:50 PM   #12936
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ममी ने घबराते हुए पप्पू को फोन किया।

ममी: बेटा जल्दी घर आजा, बहू को अटैक आया है। उसका मुंह टेढ़ा, आंखें ऊपर हैं और गर्दन घूमी हुई है।

पप्पू: रहने दो ममी, आप घबराओ मत, वह सेल्फी ले रही है।
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Old 22-04-2017, 11:37 PM   #12937
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चुन्नू: इतना उदास क्यों है?

मुन्नू: यार मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड मेरे मजे ले रही है।

चुन्नू: क्या हुआ?

मुन्नू: योगी सरकार आने के बाद से रोज फोन करके कहती है, पार्क चलोगे?
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एक जना पहले भी ब्याह राख्या था,
एक और मोल लीयाया।

वा पहले आली बोली-
ए घनी ना बोले मोल ला राखी स।

मोल आली boli- चीज क तो रपिये लाग्या करे
फ्री मे ते तरे बरगी आया करे
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Old 25-04-2017, 09:51 PM   #12939
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डॉक्टर: आपके शरीर में कमजोरी है, इसलिए रोज छिलके सहित एक फल खाया करो।

पप्पू: ठीक है।

पप्पू (अगले दिन): मेरे पेट में बहुत दर्द हो रहा है।

डॉक्टर: क्या खाया था?

पप्पू: छिलके सहित नारियल।
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Old 27-04-2017, 12:10 AM   #12940
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ममी: सोफा बैठने के लिए होता है, लेटने के लिए नहीं।
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गोलू: हां तो चप्पलें भी ​पहनने​ के लिए होती हैं, मारने के लिए नहीं।
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