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Old 12-02-2018, 06:57 PM   #13911
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पत्नी: अगर मोहब्बत अंधी होती है तो फिर शादी क्या है?
पति: शादी आंखों का ऑपरेशन है।
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Old 13-02-2018, 07:56 PM   #13912
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डॉः तनाव दूर करने के लिए तुम क्या करते हो?
पेशन्टः मंदिर जाता हुं।
डॉः बहुत बढिया! ध्यान लगाते हो क्या?
पेशन्टः नहीं! लोगों के जूते-चप्पल मिक्स कर देता हुं और उन लोगों को देखता हुं। बहुत मज़ा आता है!
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Old 13-02-2018, 07:56 PM   #13913
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देश में सिर्फ दो पार्टी होनी चाहिए।
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एक शनिवार रात को दूसरी रविवार रात को!
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Old 13-02-2018, 07:56 PM   #13914
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लड़कीः में तुम्हें छोड़ रही हुं।
लड़काः जरुरत नहीं, मेरे पास बाईक है।
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Old 13-02-2018, 07:57 PM   #13915
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लड़काः मुझे एसी लड़की चाहिए जो मेरी बूढी मां की सेवा करे।
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मां ने दो तमाचे मार दिये।
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बूढी किसको कहता है?
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Old 13-02-2018, 07:57 PM   #13916
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ञानी कहतें है.....
ईश्क बूरी चीज है बरबाद कर देती है।
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नफरत कौन सा बैंक का मैनेजर बना देती है?
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Old 13-02-2018, 07:58 PM   #13917
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भारत विश्व का एकमात्र एसा देश है...
जहां बच्चे बोर्नविटा से बड़े होतें है,
लड़कीयां फेर एण्ड लवली से गोरी होतीं है और...
पुरुष रजनीगंधा से कामियाब होतें है....बाकी डिग्री, नॉलेज सब भ्रम है
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:01 PM   #13918
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समंदर में दही डाल रहे पप्पू से राजू ने पूछा- क्या कर रहे हो?
पप्पू: लस्सी बना रहा हूं।
राजू: तुम्हारी इन्हीं हरकतों से लोग हम पर हंसते हैं, इतनी लस्सी तुम्हारे पिताजी पिएंगे?
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:02 PM   #13919
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लड़का: भैया, एक गुलाब दे दीजिए।
दुकानदार: तुम वर्मा जी के बेटे हो न?

लड़का: और कुछ गेंदे के फूल भी दे दीजिए, घर पर पूजा है, प्रसाद लेकर आइएगा।
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:05 PM   #13920
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पति: मैंने अपना 10 लाख का बीमा करवाया है।
पत्नी: इससे क्या होता है, बात तो तब है जब पैसा हाथ में आ जाए।
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