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Old 13-02-2018, 08:24 PM   #13921
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रिंकी वैलेंटाइन डे पर अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से मिलती है।
रिंकी – मैं शादी के बाद तुम्हारे आधे दुःख बाँट लूंगी।
बिल्लू – पर अपनी ज़िंदगी में तो दुःख है ही नहीं।
पिंकी – पर मैं शादी के बाद की बात कर रही हूँ ना।
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:25 PM   #13922
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टीचर – कल क्यों नहीं आया?
पप्पू- नहीं बताऊँगा?
टीचर चांटा मारकर- जल्दी बता।
पप्पू – Valentine Day पे गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ था।
टीचर -इतना छोटा होके भी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ घूमता है, कौन थी वो लड़की ?
पप्पू – आपकी बेटी।
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:25 PM   #13923
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पत्नी अपने पति का इंतजार कर रही थी।
जैसे ही दरवाजा खोला।
पत्नी – ये लो जानू वेलेन्टाइन का फूल।
पति – ये क्या लाये हो सफ़ेद गुलाब !
पहले तो वेलेन्टाइन के दिन रेड गुलाब देते थे।
पति- पगली अब प्यार की कम,
शांति की ज्यादा जरुरत है।
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:25 PM   #13924
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सभी महिलाओं से अनुरोध:
कृपया 15 फरवरी तक अपने पतियो पर विशेष नजर रखे।
नही तो…
“नजर हटी सौतन पटी”
जनहित मे जारी!!
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:26 PM   #13925
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इस बार धतूरे और गुलाब में जबरदस्त टक्कर होगी…
क्योंकि महाशिवरात्रि और वेलेंटाईन डे
दोनो एक ही दिन आ रहे है…
सभी से निवेदन है कि,
सही फूल सही जगह चढायें…
अगर फूल गलती से एक्सचेंज हो गया…
तो ताण्डव निश्चित है…
बोलो हर हर महादेव….
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:26 PM   #13926
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वैलेंटाइन डे के पहले दिन गिफ्ट शॉप पर वकील साहब मिल गए ।
वो 40 कार्ड ले रहे थे । सब पर उन्होंने भेजने वाले की जगह लिखा –
“तुम्हारी जान !! पहचान गए ना ? शाम को मिलो । लव यू । ”
पूछने पर बताया – पिछले वैलेंटाइन डे पर आस पास की कालोनी में ऐसे ही 20 कार्ड भेजे थे । कुछ ही दिन में तलाक के चार केस मिल गए थे । इस बार 40 कार्ड भेज रहा हूँ ।
धन्धे में सब जायज है ।
स्मार्ट वकील!
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:27 PM   #13927
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ना किसी ने Rose दिया
ना किसी ने Propose‬ किया
‎Chocolate‬? तो दुर की बात किसी ने Eclairs? तक नहीं दिया।
अब तो लगता है की छोड़ छाड़ के सब कुछ PK के Planet? चला जाऊँ…
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इस वेलनटाइन डे को
या
तो वो मेरी
या
मैं बजरंग दल का
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जिन लड़कों की गर्लफ्रेंड नही होती
वो जलन के मारे 14 फरवरी को डंडा लेकर “शिवसैनिक” बन जाते हैं।
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:34 PM   #13930
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एक आदमी ने मिठाई की नई दूकान खोली और बोर्ड पर लिखवाया – “यहाँ ताज़ा मिठाई बिकती है”.
एक ग्राहक आया और बोर्ड की ओर देखकर बोला – “इस बोर्ड में ‘यहाँ’ का कोई उपयोग नहीं है. जब तुम्हारी दूकान यहीं है तो फिर मिठाई भी यहीं मिलेगी न !”
ग्राहक के जाने के बाद दुकानदार ने “यहाँ” शब्द बोर्ड से मिटवा दिया.
दूसरा ग्राहक आया और बोर्ड देखकर बोला – “इसमें ‘बिकती है’ क्यों लिखवाया है ? जब दुकान है तो सामान बिकेगा ही, मुफ्त तो बंटेगा नहीं ? मुझे तो ये ‘बिकती है’ शब्द नहीं जंचा !”
उसके जाते ही दुकानदार ने “बिकती है” शब्द भी मिटवा दिया. अब बोर्ड पर सिर्फ “ताजा मिठाई” लिखा रह गया था.
तीसरा ग्राहक आया और बोर्ड की ओर देखकर बोला – “भाई, क्या कोई बासी मिठाई की भी दुकान होती है जो तुमने ‘ताज़ा’ मिठाई लिखवा दिया ?”
दुकानदार ने “ताज़ा” शब्द भी मिटवा दिया. अब बोर्ड पर सिर्फ “मिठाई” लिखा रह गया.
चौथा ग्राहक आया और बोला – “लगता है तुमने अपने ग्राहकों को बिलकुल नादान समझ रखा है. इतनी दूर से मिठाई की खुशबू आ रही है, सामने ही मिठाई रखी दिख रही है फिर भी तुमने बोर्ड पर “मिठाई” लिखवा रखा है ? क्या ग्राहक जानता नहीं है कि मिठाई किसे कहते हैं ?”
दुकानदार ने “मिठाई” शब्द भी मिटवा दिया. अब कोरा बोर्ड टंगा रह गया था.
अगला ग्राहक आया और बोर्ड की ओर देखकर बोला – “भाई, ये खाली बोर्ड दुकान पर अच्छा नहीं लगता …. इस पर कुछ लिखवा लो !”
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