My Hindi Forum

Go Back   My Hindi Forum > Art & Literature > Mehfil

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 17-08-2014, 06:22 PM   #8931
aspundir
VIP Member
 
aspundir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: churu
Posts: 122,039
Thanks: 1,222
Thanked 2,192 Times in 1,962 Posts
Rep Power: 238
aspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)

बेटा शराब पीकर घर लौटा।
पापा की डांट से बचने के लिए लैपटॉप खोलकर पढ़ने लगा।

पापा: पीकर आया है?
.
.

बेटा: नहीं तो!
.
.
.
.
.
.

पापा: फिर सूटकेस खोलकर क्या पढ़ रहा है?
aspundir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-08-2014, 12:25 AM   #8932
aspundir
VIP Member
 
aspundir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: churu
Posts: 122,039
Thanks: 1,222
Thanked 2,192 Times in 1,962 Posts
Rep Power: 238
aspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)

एक बाबा को प्रवचन देने का बड़ा शौक था। उन्हें जो भी मिलता उसे जबरन ज्ञान भरी बातें सुनाने लगते। लेकिन एक दिन उन्हें प्रवचन देने के लिए कोई नहीं मिला। वे कोई शिकार ढूंढ़ ही रहे थे कि उन्हें छ
एक बाबा को प्रवचन देने का बड़ा शौक था। उन्हें जो भी मिलता उसे जबरन ज्ञान भरी बातें सुनाने लगते। लेकिन एक दिन उन्हें प्रवचन देने के लिए कोई नहीं मिला। वे कोई शिकार ढूंढ़ ही रहे थे कि उन्हें छगन दिखा, जो एक जलता हुआ दीया लेकर जा रहा था। बाबा ने उसे रोक लिया।
बाबा
: बच्चा जानते हो यह दीपक की ज्योति कहां से आई।
छगन ने फूंक मारकर ज्योति बुझा दी और बोला, अब आप बताइए कि गई कहां?

aspundir is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to aspundir For This Useful Post:
Deep_ (18-08-2014)
Old 18-08-2014, 02:22 PM   #8933
aspundir
VIP Member
 
aspundir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: churu
Posts: 122,039
Thanks: 1,222
Thanked 2,192 Times in 1,962 Posts
Rep Power: 238
aspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)

अगर आपकी मैग्नेटिक पर्सनैलिटी होने के बाद भी लड़की आपकी तरफ अट्रैक्ट नहीं हो रही,
.
.

तो इसका मतलब...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

लड़की में आयरन की कमी है!
aspundir is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to aspundir For This Useful Post:
Deep_ (20-08-2014)
Old 18-08-2014, 06:05 PM   #8934
Deep_
Moderator
 
Deep_'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,980
Thanks: 834
Thanked 502 Times in 413 Posts
Rep Power: 32
Deep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond reputeDeep_ has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)

Deep_ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-08-2014, 07:19 PM   #8935
Dr.Shree Vijay
Exclusive Member
 
Dr.Shree Vijay's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Pune (Maharashtra)
Posts: 9,473
Thanks: 1,816
Thanked 1,929 Times in 1,684 Posts
Rep Power: 110
Dr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)


एक वकील को यह देख कर हैरत हुई कि अंदर के कमरे में बैल कोल्हू खींच रहा है और तेली बाहर बैठा चिलम पी रहा है।

वकील ने तेली से कहा, "अगर बैल रुक जाये तो तुम्हें पता ही नहीं चलेगा।"

तेली: पता चल जायेगा वकील साहिब, उसके गले में बंधी घंटी भी रुक जाएगी।

वकील ने एक मिनट सोचा और फिर बोला, "अच्छा अगर यह एक जगह खड़ा होकर बस अपना सिर हिलाता रहे तो घंटी बजती रहेगी और तुम समझोगे कि बैल चल रहा है।"

तेली ने बड़ी शांति से जवाब दिया, "हमारे बैल ने वकालत नहीं पढ़ी है।".........
__________________


*** Dr.Shri Vijay Ji ***

ऑनलाईन या ऑफलाइन हिंदी में लिखने के लिए क्लिक करे:

.........: सूत्र पर अपनी प्रतिक्रिया अवश्य दे :.........


Disclaimer:All these my post have been collected from the internet and none is my own property. By chance,any of this is copyright, please feel free to contact me for its removal from the thread.



Dr.Shree Vijay is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Dr.Shree Vijay For This Useful Post:
Deep_ (20-08-2014)
Old 19-08-2014, 08:54 PM   #8936
aspundir
VIP Member
 
aspundir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: churu
Posts: 122,039
Thanks: 1,222
Thanked 2,192 Times in 1,962 Posts
Rep Power: 238
aspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)

एक प्रोफेसर रेस्ट्रॉन्ट में खाना खाने गए और सिर्फ रोटी ऑर्डर की।

वेटर ने रोटी लाकर परोसी, तो प्रोफेसर खाली प्लेट में रोटी डुबोकर खाने लगे।

वेटर ने हैरान होकर पूछा: सर, यह आप क्या कर रहे हो? आपकी प्लेट तो खाली है!
.
.
.
.
.
.

प्रोफेसर: शट अप! मैं मैथ्स का प्रोफेसर हूं और मैंने दाल सपोज़ की हुई है।
aspundir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2014, 11:41 PM   #8937
aspundir
VIP Member
 
aspundir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: churu
Posts: 122,039
Thanks: 1,222
Thanked 2,192 Times in 1,962 Posts
Rep Power: 238
aspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)

धणी- आज सजधज के कठे जा री से?
लुगाई- आत्महत्या करणे जा री सुं
धणी- तो इत्तो मेकअप क्यूँ करयो है
लुगाई- काल अख़बार म्हें म्हारो फोटू भी तो छपसी
aspundir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2014, 11:42 PM   #8938
aspundir
VIP Member
 
aspundir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: churu
Posts: 122,039
Thanks: 1,222
Thanked 2,192 Times in 1,962 Posts
Rep Power: 238
aspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)

मारवाड़ी की पत्नी, "म्हने लागे म्हारी छोरी को अफेयर चालु है"।
पति: वो क्यूँ?
पत्नी: "पॉकेट मनी" कोनी माँगे आजकल।
पति: हे भगवान, इं को मतलब लड़को मारवाड़ी कोनी है।
aspundir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2014, 11:42 PM   #8939
aspundir
VIP Member
 
aspundir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: churu
Posts: 122,039
Thanks: 1,222
Thanked 2,192 Times in 1,962 Posts
Rep Power: 238
aspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond reputeaspundir has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)

एक मारवाड़ी को एक्सीडेंट हो ग्यो.....
डाक्टर बोल्यो-टांकों लगाणो पड़ेगो
मारवाड़ी- कित्तो पीसो लागेगो?
डाक्टर-2000 रिपया लागसी
मारवाड़ी- अरे !!!
भाया ....टाँकों लगाणों है...एंब्रोईडरी
कोणी करवाणी.....
aspundir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2014, 12:31 AM   #8940
Dr.Shree Vijay
Exclusive Member
 
Dr.Shree Vijay's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Pune (Maharashtra)
Posts: 9,473
Thanks: 1,816
Thanked 1,929 Times in 1,684 Posts
Rep Power: 110
Dr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond reputeDr.Shree Vijay has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes)


जज : 'तुम अपनी सीमा लाँघ रहे हो'
संता : 'कौन साला ऐसा कहता है ?'
जज : 'तुमने मुझे साला बोला?'
संता : 'नहीं माई लोर्ड, मैंने पूंछा, कौन सा ला (law )ऐसा कहता है'.........
__________________


*** Dr.Shri Vijay Ji ***

ऑनलाईन या ऑफलाइन हिंदी में लिखने के लिए क्लिक करे:

.........: सूत्र पर अपनी प्रतिक्रिया अवश्य दे :.........


Disclaimer:All these my post have been collected from the internet and none is my own property. By chance,any of this is copyright, please feel free to contact me for its removal from the thread.



Dr.Shree Vijay is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
संता बंता, cool jokes, fun, funny hindi jokes, hindi jokes, hot jokes, indian jokes, jokes, santa banta, shayari

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 08:49 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
MyHindiForum.com is not responsible for the views and opinion of the posters. The posters and only posters shall be liable for any copyright infringement.