Corporate Lessons

mullu · 07-02-2013, 08:48 AM

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in the Corporate World

* Indecision is the key to flexibility.

* You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.

* There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

* Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

* Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

* Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

* The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

* Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

* Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

* Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

* I have seen the truth and it doesn't make as much sense as you think.

* Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

* If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

* All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

* If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

* One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

* By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

* Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

* The more you run over a dead squirrel, the flatter it gets.

* There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

* This is as bad as it can get -- but don't count on it.

* Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

* The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.

* The first rats off of the sinking ship are the best swimmers.

sauravpaul12 · 07-02-2013, 10:21 AM

Good lessons, thanks for sharing.

07-02-2013, 08:48 AM	#1
mullu Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 55 Rep Power: 12	Corporate Lessons Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in the Corporate World * Indecision is the key to flexibility. * You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. * There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. * Happiness is merely the remission of pain. * Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. * Sometimes too much drink is not enough. * The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. * Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. * Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. * Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. * Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. * I have seen the truth and it doesn't make as much sense as you think. * Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. * If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. * All things being equal, fat people use more soap. * If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. * One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday. * By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends. * Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. * The more you run over a dead squirrel, the flatter it gets. * There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. * This is as bad as it can get -- but don't count on it. * Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. * The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing. * The first rats off of the sinking ship are the best swimmers.

07-02-2013, 10:21 AM	#2
sauravpaul12 Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 21 Rep Power: 0	Re: Corporate Lessons Good lessons, thanks for sharing.