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Old 16-08-2014, 12:32 PM   #91
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"आई लव यू"........

एक बकरी ने बकरे से कहा, "आई लव यू।"

बकरा: अब क्या फायदा, अब तो ईद आने वाली है।

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Old 16-08-2014, 12:44 PM   #92
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Old 19-08-2014, 05:02 PM   #93
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"हजार रुपए की सवारी"........

एक बार गोपाल अपनी पत्नी के साथ मेला देखने गया। मेले में छोटे हवाई जहाज की सैर भी करवाते थे। गोपाल ने सोचा कि चलो हम भी जहाज की सैर कर लेते हैं, लेकिन 1000 रुपए की टिकट सुनकर गोपाल का मुंह लटक गया।

यह देखकर जहाज वाला बोला, ‘आप जहाज में आधा घंटा बैठ सकते हैं। इस दौरान अगर आप के मुंह से चीख निकली तो मैं आपसे टिकट के पैसे लूंगा, नहीं तो यह सैर आपके लिए मुफ्त।’ गोपाल सुनकर खुश हो गया और मान गया।

पति-पत्नी जहाज में बैठ गए और चालक ने करतब दिखाना शुरू कर दिए। जहाज से चक्कर बनाया, उल्टा घुमाया और कभी डाइव लगाई। आखिर में उसने जहाज नीचे उतारा। नीचे उतरने के बाद चालक बोला, ‘मान गए साहब आपको, इस तरह के करतबों के साथ तो किसी की भी चीखें निकल जाती, लेकिन आपने तो एक आवाज नहीं निकाली।’

गोपाल ने अपने माथे से पसीना पोंछा और बोला, ‘अब आपको कैसे बताऊं कि किस तरह मैंने अपने आपको रोका। यहां तक कि पत्नी के बाहर गिरने पर भी मैं नहीं बोला, क्योंकि 1000 रुपए का सवाल था।’

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Old 08-09-2014, 11:01 AM   #94
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क्या हाल था! :

एक बार एक किसान एक बंजर ज़मीन का टुकड़ा खरीदता है, जिसे की वह एक संपन्न उद्यम में बदलने की लालसा रखता है, जब वह उस खेत को खरीदता है तो उसमे बहुत सारी जंगली झाड़ियाँ और जंगली पौधे लगे हुए होते और उस खेत की बाड़ भी टूटी हुई होती है!

एक दिन वह किसान अपने खेत में काम कर रहा होता है तो वहां गाँव का एक उपदेशक आता है, और उस किसान को आशीर्वाद देता है की, "मैं कामना करता हूँ कि, तुम और भगवान् साथ मिल कर अपने सपनों को पूर्ण कर सको!

कुछ महीनों जब वह उपदेशक फिर से उस जगह से गुज़रता है, तो रुक कर उस पूरे खेत को निहारता है और देखता है की वह जगह अब पूरी तरह से बदल चुकी होती है, जहां की अब बहुत सारे पशु और मवेशी चारा खा रहे होते हैं, और साथ ही हरी-भरी फसल लहलहा रही होती है!

यह देख वह उपदेशक उस किसान से कहता है, "देखा तुमने और भगवान् ने साथ मिल कर क्या कमाल कर दिखाया है!"

इस पर किसान जवाब देता है, "जी हाँ बाबा, और आपको तो याद ही होगा की जब भगवान् अकेले काम करते थे तो इस खेत का क्या हाल था!" :.......

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