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Old 11-08-2017, 08:19 PM   #13401
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गोलू: यार, 2 बुरी खबरें हैं

मोलू: दोनों को एक साथ बता दे।

गोलू: तेरी गर्लफ्रेंड हम दोनों को धोखा दे रही है।
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Old 13-08-2017, 11:05 PM   #13402
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सोनू 2 मीटर लंबे पाइप से हुक्का पी रहा था।

मोनू: इतने लंबे पाइप से हुक्का क्यों पी रहा है?

सोनू: डॉक्टर ने तंबाकू से दूर रहने के लिए कहा है।
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Old 13-08-2017, 11:41 PM   #13403
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एक छोटा-मोटा अवॉर्ड तो उन महिलाओं को भी मिलना चाहिए जो...
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200 शब्द प्रति मिनट बोलने के बाद कहती हैं कि मेरा मुंह मत खुलवाओ!
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Old 14-08-2017, 10:07 PM   #13404
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शादी के बाद बीवी से प्यार जताने के लिए सबसे ज्यादा असरदार शब्द हैं....


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Old 15-08-2017, 11:11 PM   #13405
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ससुर: दामाद जी, शादी में आपके दोस्त पागलों की तरह क्यों नाच रहे थे?

दामाद: ...क्योंकि मैंने उन्हें कहा था कि दहेज में मिले पैसों से सबका उधार चुकता कर दूंगा।
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Old 17-08-2017, 11:06 PM   #13406
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पत्नी: मुझे 500 रुपये दीजिए, पार्लर में बाल कटवाने जाना है।

पति: 2-3 दिन इंतजार कर लो।

पत्नी: क्यों?

पति: क्या पता, कोई और काट जाए।
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Old 18-08-2017, 10:36 PM   #13407
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हमारे टूथपेस्ट में लौंग, तुलसी, मुलेठी, नीम, चंदन सब हैं...
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Old 19-08-2017, 09:14 PM   #13408
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ऐसा लगता है, जैसे चूहे भी इंजिनियरिंग सीखकर आते हैं...
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हमेशा वही तार काटते हैं जिससे मशीन न चले!
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Old 20-08-2017, 08:21 PM   #13409
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पत्नी: प्लीज, मेरी तरफ मुंह करके सो जाओ, मुझे डर लग रहा है।
पति: बस अपनी ही चिंता है तुम्हें, मैं भले ही डर-डर के मर जाऊं!
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Old 21-08-2017, 10:56 PM   #13410
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लड़का शादी के लिए लड़की देखने गया उसने सोचा क्यों न लड़की से अंग्रेजी में बात करूँ। उसने लड़की से पूछा इंग्लिस चलेगी ना। लड़की शरमाते हुए बोली जी प्याज और नमकीन साथ हो तो देशी भी चलेगी।
एक लड़की तीसरी बार ड्राईविंग लाईसेन्स का इंटरव्यू देने पहुची। अफसर अगर एक तरफ आपके पति और दूसरी तरफ भाई हो तो आप क्या मारोगी। लड़की पति। अफसर अरे मैडम आपको तीसरी बार बता रहा हूँ कि आप ब्रेक मारोगी।
लडका लडकी बस सटाॅप पर खडे थे। लडका बोला अच्छी लिपस्टिक हैं। लडकी थैंक्स।लडका बालियां अच्छी है। लडकी थैंक्स। लडका नेकलेस भी प्यारा हैं। लडकी थैंक्स भईया। लडका कमाल है फिर भी चुडैल लग रही हो।
लड़का कहां हो। लड़की अभी तो मैं अपने पापा की बी.एम.डब्ल्यू. कार से मार्केट जा रही हू फिर शापिंग माल और फिर कपड़े और ज्वेलरी खरीदूंगी फिर मिलेंगे। तुम कहां हो। लड़का तू जिस टाटा मैजिक में बैठी है ना उसी में पीछे लटका हूँ किराया मत देना मैंने दे दिया है।
गर्लफ्रेंड आज से हमारा रिश्ता खत्म। हम एक-दूसरे को सारे गिफ्ट वापस करते हैं। पप्पू ठीक है रिचार्ज से शुरू करते हैं। गर्लफ्रेंड जानू अब मजाक भी नहीं कर सकती क्या।
बताओ गुनाहगार कौन-पति और पत्नी सो रहे थे अचानक पत्नी सपना देखकर चिल्लायी भागो मेरा पति आ गया पति उठा और खिडकी से कूद गया।
मेरे दोस्त ने अपनी ex gf की शादी में इतना जबरदस्त नागिन डांस किया की लड़की के बाप को कहना पडा अब शादी होने देगा या नागमणि ले के मानेगा
आप बहुत भोले है आपको कोई भी बेवकूफ बना देता है। पति शुरुआत तो तेरे बाप ने की है।
बीवी शराबी पति को सुधारने के लिए रात में काले कपड़े पहनकर घर के बाहर खड़ी हो गई। पति तुम कौन हो। पत्नी चुड़ैल। पति हाथ मिला मैं तेरी बहन का पति।
विवाह क्या है विवाह एक एक ऐसा गठबंधन है जिसमें दो व्यक्ति मिलकर उन समस्याओं को सुलझाने का जीवन भर प्रयास करते है जो पहले कभी थी ही नही।
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