Valentine Day Jokes

circuit · 11-02-2010, 09:39 PM

Let's share valentine day jokes.

A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

My One And Only

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.

circuit · 11-02-2010, 09:40 PM

Love is Blind?

Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.'

The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'

Phil answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'

There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean my house.'

reema · 11-02-2010, 10:05 PM

One more from my side..

munnabhai · 11-02-2010, 10:45 PM

Are circuit, kitni baar kaha hai tu bhi ek ladki dhundh le. kab tak har valentine day par logon ko joke sunayega.

nirma1230 · 17-08-2011, 12:00 PM

thank you to share such agreat and help full sharing, interesting, keep it up
the jokes are very funny

jokesstar · 14-01-2012, 08:28 PM

A Touchy Love Story..

A boy Was Tired Of Girlfriend's Msgs Which Always Said- I Love U, I Miss U....

One Night he Received A Msg FroM Her But Didn't Read It,Insted he Slept

Next Day he Got A Call FroM His girlfriend's MoM Who Said....

That Her Daughter Had A Car Accident & Died Last Night....

he Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written,

"Dear Please CoMe In Front Of your House, I Met With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U Plz.....:'("

11-02-2010, 09:39 PM	#1
circuit Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 39 Rep Power: 0	Valentine Day Jokes Let's share valentine day jokes. A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.' Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.' My One And Only Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".' The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.' Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.

17-08-2011, 12:00 PM	#5
nirma1230 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Re: Valentine Day Jokes thank you to share such agreat and help full sharing, interesting, keep it up the jokes are very funny

14-01-2012, 08:28 PM	#6
jokesstar Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	Re: Valentine Day Jokes A Touchy Love Story.. A boy Was Tired Of Girlfriend's Msgs Which Always Said- I Love U, I Miss U.... One Night he Received A Msg FroM Her But Didn't Read It,Insted he Slept Next Day he Got A Call FroM His girlfriend's MoM Who Said.... That Her Daughter Had A Car Accident & Died Last Night.... he Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written, "Dear Please CoMe In Front Of your House, I Met With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U Plz.....:'(" Last edited by jokesstar; 14-01-2012 at 08:31 PM.

11-02-2010, 09:40 PM	#2
circuit Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 39 Rep Power: 0	Love is Blind? Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.' The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?' Phil answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.' There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean my house.'

11-02-2010, 10:05 PM	#3
reema Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 61 Rep Power: 15	One more from my side..

11-02-2010, 10:45 PM	#4
munnabhai Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	Are circuit, kitni baar kaha hai tu bhi ek ladki dhundh le. kab tak har valentine day par logon ko joke sunayega.