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TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet!
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12-06-2013, 01:42 AM
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Re: TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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12-06-2013, 01:42 AM
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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12-06-2013, 01:43 AM
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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12-06-2013, 01:43 AM
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
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12-06-2013, 01:43 AM
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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12-06-2013, 01:43 AM
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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12-06-2013, 01:44 AM
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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12-06-2013, 01:44 AM
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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12-06-2013, 01:44 AM
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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