08-10-2014, 02:09 AM | #1251 |
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Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli : ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. Shopkeepr : not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste ? Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya, aur right click karke boli : dekho paste ka option kha he ? Shopkeeper on the spot behosh... |
08-10-2014, 02:14 AM | #1252 |
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boy to boy :-wich laptop do u
have? . . . . . Boy :- dell i7 procssr 2.2ghz wth led display 4gb ram 1tb hrd disk n 2gb NVDIA grafix card. . . . girl to girl-:wich laptop do u hav ? . Girl :- pink wala... |
08-10-2014, 02:15 AM | #1253 |
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Advice for all the Married Guys:
Kabhi bahut dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video ulta chala ke dekhna. Maza aa jayega. Aapki Biwi Aapki ungli se ring utaregi. Car se utregi aur Mayke laut jaayegi. |
08-10-2014, 02:18 AM | #1254 |
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Indian & American college principals argued dat their stdnts r fearless.
American college principal called the students and asked to jump in sea full of sharks. They jumped Principal said: see the guts Indian Principal called the students & told them to jump Students: pagal ho gaya hai kya takle?? Principal: see the guts..!! |
08-10-2014, 02:19 AM | #1255 |
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Wife (on phone) - Suniye ji, window khul nahi rahi hai.
Husband- Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. Wife- Kya usse window khul jayegi ? Husband- ha, Try to karo. After 15 mins , husband calls wife. Husband- Tumne try kiya ?? Wife- Haan kiya, par ab to computer hi band ho gaya! |
08-10-2014, 02:20 AM | #1256 |
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Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctor saab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well ! |
08-10-2014, 02:21 AM | #1257 |
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Chinese Man will have a Wife & a Girlfriend &
will Love his Wife more. . . A African will have 2 Wives& 5 Girlfriend's & will Love his 1st Wife more. . . A English Man will have 1 Wife & 3 Girlfriend's & will Love his Girlfriend's more. . . An Indian man will have 1 Wife & 4 Girlfriend's & He still Loves his Mummy more. |
08-10-2014, 06:16 AM | #1258 |
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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab
pata hai... . Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai . Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. . Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai . Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. . Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai . Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.. |
08-10-2014, 06:16 AM | #1259 |
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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab
pata hai... . Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai . Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. . Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai . Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. . Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai . Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.. |
08-10-2014, 06:18 AM | #1260 |
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Aishwarya's Baby in school
. Teacher-who is ur grand pa? . Baby-Big B . Teacher-who is ur mother? . Baby-Miss World . Teacher-who is ur father? . . . . . . . . . . Baby-No Idea Sir Ji |
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