Jokes for young generation - Page 12

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:33 AM

Phone Jokes

Q. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
A. Bell-bottoms!
Q. How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
A. They both have rings!
Q. What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
A. He grew up to be a bellhop!
Q. What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A. A smooth operator!
Q. What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else?
A. A big phone-y!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton need a telephone?
A. He had no body to talk with!
Q. How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
A. H-E-L-L-O!
Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A. A television.
Q. What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
A. When they're not home!
Q. How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
A. Collect!
Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A. A party line!
Q. How does a barber make phone calls?
A. He cuts them short.
Q. Why didn't the mummy want a telephone?
A. He always got too wrapped up in his calls!

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:33 AM

One day Ravan went to a disco ..
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ...
kyun ???

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bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:33 AM

Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai

Jeevan Uska Pani Hai

Munni Ab Purani Hai..

Yaaron Ab To SHEILA KI JAWANI Hai

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:33 AM

Arz Karta Hu..
Ab padhai mushkil hi nahi namumkin ho gayi

Qki

Pehele to munni badnaam ho gayi
Aur ab Ye sheela bhi jawan ho gayi...

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:34 AM

Modeling Offer For You
Apko Karna Ye Hai K Dopaty Ki Advrtisment K Lye 10 th floor Se Kudna Hai Or Grne K Baad Khna Hai:
Uff
Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:34 AM

Yesterday RAJNIKANT adopted
two horses,
two camels,
and two elephants
from zoo.... do u know why??

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to play Chess!

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:34 AM

Hindi teacher ne Santa & Banta ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?

Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:35 AM

Teeth said to Tongue:"If I just press you little, You'll get cut.

"Tongue replied: "if I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you'll come Out..;-):-)

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:35 AM

Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.

Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
...
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye
LATEST Hai. :-)

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:35 AM

Santa’s THEORY OF MOTION Santa badly wanted to be known as a great man. So after long research he made a new addition to Newton’s Law. And was awarded the 2010 Nobel Prize for his new "Theory of Motion"

...and it says ..... "Loose Motion can never be done in Slow Motion"

01-12-2012, 09:33 AM	#111
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Phone Jokes Q. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? A. Bell-bottoms! Q. How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? A. They both have rings! Q. What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? A. He grew up to be a bellhop! Q. What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A. A smooth operator! Q. What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else? A. A big phone-y! Q. Why didn't the skeleton need a telephone? A. He had no body to talk with! Q. How does a cheerleader answer the phone? A. H-E-L-L-O! Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses? A. A television. Q. What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance? A. When they're not home! Q. How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? A. Collect! Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A. A party line! Q. How does a barber make phone calls? A. He cuts them short. Q. Why didn't the mummy want a telephone? A. He always got too wrapped up in his calls!

01-12-2012, 09:33 AM	#112
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation One day Ravan went to a disco .. aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ... kyun ??? . . . . . bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head" __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:33 AM	#113
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai Jeevan Uska Pani Hai Munni Ab Purani Hai.. Yaaron Ab To SHEILA KI JAWANI Hai __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:33 AM	#114
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Arz Karta Hu.. Ab padhai mushkil hi nahi namumkin ho gayi Qki Pehele to munni badnaam ho gayi Aur ab Ye sheela bhi jawan ho gayi... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:34 AM	#115
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Modeling Offer For You Apko Karna Ye Hai K Dopaty Ki Advrtisment K Lye 10 th floor Se Kudna Hai Or Grne K Baad Khna Hai: Uff Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:34 AM	#116
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Yesterday RAJNIKANT adopted two horses, two camels, and two elephants from zoo.... do u know why?? . . . . to play Chess! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:34 AM	#117
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Hindi teacher ne Santa & Banta ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ? Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya ! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:35 AM	#118
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Teeth said to Tongue:"If I just press you little, You'll get cut. "Tongue replied: "if I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you'll come Out..;-):-) __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:35 AM	#119
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? ... Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-) __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:35 AM	#120
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Santa’s THEORY OF MOTION Santa badly wanted to be known as a great man. So after long research he made a new addition to Newton’s Law. And was awarded the 2010 Nobel Prize for his new "Theory of Motion" ...and it says ..... "Loose Motion can never be done in Slow Motion" __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!