Jokes for young generation - Page 4

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:03 AM

Ek Ladka phool lekar Ladki k pass gaya.

Ladki ne use KISS kar liya, W0 GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladkhi ne puckha Kya Hua?

Ladka: Guldasta lene ja rha hun...

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:04 AM

The last wish

A dying granny was talking to her grand daughter: "I may die any moment so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock.

Wow said the granddaughter: Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it?

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Grandma replies: on 'Facebook'

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:04 AM

Girl : whn i cry no1 sees my tears

Whn im woried no1 sees my pain,
Whn im hapy no1 sees my smile
But Sala 1 Ladke ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:04 AM

How did Newton Die?

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He died after watching South Indian Movies Coz, He Cudnt bear Rajnikant Breaking All D Law Of Physics which he made!

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:05 AM

Home Cooked Date

Santa met his close friend Banta for guidance, and narrated to him that he recently met a girl of his dreams. He asked Banta’s advise as to how should he proceed now!

So wise Banta said, "Well Send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

Santa liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

Next day after the dinner Banta called Santa and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.

Santa cried, "It flopped miserably."

Banta asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come at your house?"

Santa said, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:05 AM

Gabbar:Ye hath mujhe dede Thakur!
Thakur: Lele... mere hath lele
Basanti k v lele
our Viru k v lele
DURGA MATA ban ja Sale!
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu to jajbati ho gya.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:05 AM

Research has proved that a stupid can ask more questions than a genius can answer.

So its quite obvious we stand speechless in front of our... WIFE...

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:06 AM

Banta ek din Bombay me double deckar bus me betha.

Conductor ne usse upar bhej diya..... Banta bhagta hua niche aya or bola marwayega kya? upar to driver hi nahi hai

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:10 AM

Teacher BAtaAo 80+90=?
Golu-100!
Teacher-No, 80+90=170.

Golu-Par sir bachpan se hamne suna he ki, "Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo, 80-90 Purey 100"

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 09:10 AM

RAJNIKANT is back again:

Once Rajnikant was arguing with his wife & in anger showin her his middle finger & ............ the Wife gets pregnant

01-12-2012, 09:03 AM	#31
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Ek Ladka phool lekar Ladki k pass gaya. Ladki ne use KISS kar liya, W0 GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladkhi ne puckha Kya Hua? Ladka: Guldasta lene ja rha hun... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:04 AM	#32
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation The last wish A dying granny was talking to her grand daughter: "I may die any moment so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock. Wow said the granddaughter: Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it? . . . . . . . . . . Grandma replies: on 'Facebook'

01-12-2012, 09:04 AM	#33
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Girl : whn i cry no1 sees my tears Whn im woried no1 sees my pain, Whn im hapy no1 sees my smile But Sala 1 Ladke ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:04 AM	#34
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation How did Newton Die? . . . . He died after watching South Indian Movies Coz, He Cudnt bear Rajnikant Breaking All D Law Of Physics which he made! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:05 AM	#35
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Home Cooked Date Santa met his close friend Banta for guidance, and narrated to him that he recently met a girl of his dreams. He asked Banta’s advise as to how should he proceed now! So wise Banta said, "Well Send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal." Santa liked the idea, so he invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Banta called Santa and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go. Santa cried, "It flopped miserably." Banta asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come at your house?" Santa said, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!" __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:05 AM	#36
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Gabbar:Ye hath mujhe dede Thakur! Thakur: Lele... mere hath lele Basanti k v lele our Viru k v lele DURGA MATA ban ja Sale! Gabbar: Sory yaar tu to jajbati ho gya. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:05 AM	#37
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Research has proved that a stupid can ask more questions than a genius can answer. So its quite obvious we stand speechless in front of our... WIFE... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:06 AM	#38
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Banta ek din Bombay me double deckar bus me betha. Conductor ne usse upar bhej diya..... Banta bhagta hua niche aya or bola marwayega kya? upar to driver hi nahi hai __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:10 AM	#39
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Teacher BAtaAo 80+90=? Golu-100! Teacher-No, 80+90=170. Golu-Par sir bachpan se hamne suna he ki, "Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo, 80-90 Purey 100" __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 09:10 AM	#40
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation RAJNIKANT is back again: Once Rajnikant was arguing with his wife & in anger showin her his middle finger & ............ the Wife gets pregnant __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!