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05-12-2012, 09:08 AM
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Re: Jokes for young generation
C\desktop\songs \romantic songs ! . . . . . Arvind bhai's pc folder C\windows\system32\drivers\stu dymaterial\important files\education al stuff\data structure an alogrithims\SUN NY LEONE.avi |
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05-12-2012, 07:05 PM
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Once an Old man was in Hurry,
He forget to Zip up his Pant... A Girl said: Your Zip is Open. Old man said: Don't worry, "Dead Birds Never Fly....! |
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05-12-2012, 07:07 PM
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A woman recently changed her Facebook status -
" I got my periods !" 21 Guys "Liked" it.. & 18 guys commented " Thank God !! |
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05-12-2012, 07:07 PM
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Sanskrit Teacher Askd=What is The Meaning of 'Tamaso Maa Jyotirgamaya
Student Said=Tu So ja Maa, Main Jyoti ke Ghar Ja Raha Hu. |
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05-12-2012, 07:08 PM
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Police:Jis car ne aapko takkar mari uska number kya tha?
Sardar:no to yaad nahi,par jo madam chala rahi thi, unki shirt ke 2 button khule the, lal bra dikh rahi thi, breasts 36 size ke the,gale me sone ka locket tha jo kabhi left boob ko & kabhi right ko touch kar raha tha,unke breasts pe ek til bhi tha! ...Baki mera to saara dhayan apni driving pe hi tha. |
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05-12-2012, 07:08 PM
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Police:Jis car ne aapko takkar mari uska number kya tha?
Sardar:no to yaad nahi,par jo madam chala rahi thi, unki shirt ke 2 button khule the, lal bra dikh rahi thi, breasts 36 size ke the,gale me sone ka locket tha jo kabhi left boob ko & kabhi right ko touch kar raha tha,unke breasts pe ek til bhi tha! ...Baki mera to saara dhayan apni driving pe hi tha. |
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05-12-2012, 07:10 PM
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A Veg Joke.... Couldn't Stop Laughing
Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage And The Next Morning a Friend Asked Onion 'How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night? Onion Said 'Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Gayi =)) |
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05-12-2012, 07:10 PM
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India Is a Place Where.. Anyone Driving Faster Than U Is "Saala Bhosdika Marega"..
Anyone Who Driving Slower Than U Is "Saala Chutiya Garden mein car Chala Raha Hai" !! And Anyone Driving Parallel To U Is "Behnchod Baap se Race Laga Raha hai" !! |
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05-12-2012, 07:10 PM
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3 idiots train mein ja rahe the
TT-Ticket dikhao 3 idiots-ye lo TT-ye ticket toh purani hai 3 idiots-toh train kya abhi showroom se nikal ke laye ho.:-) |
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05-12-2012, 07:12 PM
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7 Wondrful Couples of World
7:Heart & Beat 6:Rose & Love 5:Night & Moon 4:Music & Song 3:Fish & Water 2:Rain & Peacock & 1:MY SMS & UR Smile.. |
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