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09-06-2012, 06:06 PM
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Re: Ajit Jokes
Raabert: "Woh kyaa hai baaaasss ?" Ajit: "Kuch mardon ko 'Mousiji' hoti hai, magar mouse ko kabhi 'mardji' nahin hoti." |
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09-06-2012, 06:07 PM
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Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
"Kyon boss?" "Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai" |
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09-06-2012, 06:07 PM
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Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega. |
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09-06-2012, 06:07 PM
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Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai. |
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09-06-2012, 06:08 PM
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Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
Ajit: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !! |
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09-06-2012, 06:10 PM
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(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya Ajit: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do. Robert: Par sui kyon, baass! Ajit: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai! |
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09-06-2012, 06:11 PM
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Ajit: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai. Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Robert: Yes Boss. Ajit: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ....... |
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09-06-2012, 06:12 PM
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Robert: Boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge. |
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09-06-2012, 06:12 PM
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Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. |
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09-06-2012, 06:13 PM
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Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas? Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge. |
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