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Old 17-06-2017, 05:23 PM   #13121
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संता काफी दिनों के बाद पार्क में घूमने गया। लौटकर उसने अपनी पत्नी से कहा, जानती हो, आजकल लोग मुझे भगवान मानने लगे हैं!पत्नी: तुम्हें कैसे पता?
संता: आज जब मैं पार्क में घूमने गया तो लोग मुझे देखकर बोले- हे भगवान, तुम फिर आ गए!
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अगर आपकी पत्नी 2 सिम कार्ड वाला फोन यूज करती है तो केवल ‘वाइफ’ नाम से ही सेव करें। वाइफ-1 और वाइफ-2 नाम से कभी न सेव करें।आईसीयू में भर्ती एक पति की सलाह- पतिहित में जारी।
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Old 17-06-2017, 05:24 PM   #13123
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गर्लफ्रेंड: जानू, मुझे भूल जाओ। मेरी शादी अमेरिका में एक अमीर लड़के से तय हो गई है।बॉयफ्रेंड: चलो कोई बात नहीं, जो होना था सो हो गया। बस तुम एक आईफोन 6 भेज देना वहां से। सुना है वहां सस्ता मिलता है।
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Old 17-06-2017, 05:24 PM   #13124
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वैज्ञानिकों ने बुद्धिमत्ता मापने की नई इकाई का पता लगाया है, जिसका नाम है भट्ट इकाई।इसके अधिकतम स्तर को आर्य भट्ट का नाम दिया गया है, और न्यूनतम स्तर को आलिया भट्ट का
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एक करोड़पति मर गया, और ऊपर पहुंचकर स्वर्ग का दरवाजा खटखटाने लगा।चित्रगुप्त: कौन हो तुम?
आत्मा: मैं धरती पर करोड़पति था। मुझे स्वर्ग में प्रवेश चाहिए।
चित्रगुप्त: स्वर्ग में रहने लायक तुमने कौन सा काम किया है?
आत्मा: एक बार मैंने भूखी भिखारिन को 2 रुपये दिए थे। (कुछ सोचकर) और एक बार मेरी कार से टकराकर घायल हुए एक बच्चे को एक रुपया दिया था।
चित्रगुप्त: और कुछ किया?
आत्मा: और कुछ तो याद नहीं आता।
चित्रगुप्त (यमराज से): भाई, क्या करें इसका?
यमराज: इसके तीन रुपये लौटा दो, इसे नरक ले जाता हूं।
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Old 17-06-2017, 05:25 PM   #13126
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अपनी बीवी के डर से खुद के घर में किया गया झाड़ू-पोछा ‘स्वच्छ भारत अभियान’ में शामिल नहीं किया जाएगा।
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वह लड़की आज भी गर्मी में मर रही है।
जिसे एक बार बोला था
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तुम इस स्वेटर में कटरीना लगती हो।
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अध्यापक: भोजपुरी में अनुवाद करो।दिल के टुकड़े-टुकड़े करके मुस्कुरा के चल दिए…
छात्र: करेजवा के बुकनी-बुकनी कर के दांत चियार के चल देहलू…
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दोस्तों को मैसेज करने से बेहतर है कि किसी कुत्ते को पत्थर मार लो। .
कम से कम जवाब तो देता है।
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Old 17-06-2017, 05:26 PM   #13130
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एक कॉम्पिटिशन में दोनों से एक सवाल पूछा गया कि 8 का आधा कितना होगा? रजनी ने सवाल सुनने से पहले ही कहा: 4आलिया: डिपेंड करता है
यदि हॉरिजॉन्टल हाफ करो तो ‘0‘ और वर्टिकल करो तो ‘3

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