Best Of Satyam Jokes

[sumit]

Ever since the news of the Satyam fraud hit the headlines, jokes on B Ramalinga Raju and Satyam have been doing rounds on the internet and as text messages. Here are some of the best:

Raju Raju

Yes People

Cheating us?

No People

Telling Lies?

No People

Open the balance sheet

HA HA HA




A new word has now been added in the Dictionary :

Satyamisation

1. Inflating profits

2. Finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of employers (and quitting)

Examples

- I am filing a law suit against my employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised

- (On a resume or in an interview) Reason for leaving the job: I have been Satyamised (not laid off)

Husband to the judge: "Your Honour, I want to divorce my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised

Wife: "So was his manhood"

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Cartoon on a website:

Satyam Computers chief Ramalinga Raju confessed that he cooked books to show more profits. Soon we'll see more demand for cooks in the corporate world!

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[sumit]

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