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09-03-2014, 11:19 PM
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Re: Punography
Lazy people should consider a course in languor management. The situation in Damascus is Syrias! Great. No compunctions here.
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10-03-2014, 12:50 AM
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Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition. Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors. Was Helen Keller born without hearing? Deaf innately not. Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads. What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate. Hisspanics are afraid of snakes. Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth Candy factories rely on sweet shop labour. ======== |
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10-03-2014, 08:14 PM
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Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
Writing a symphony is a draw note process. If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete. In Bangalore, too many things are prohibited. Valet drivers love the limo scene. The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo Which bankers put glitter on their testicles? A: The ones at Gold ManSachs. |
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12-03-2014, 06:18 AM
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I thought I saw my twin in a looking glass but it was just a mere image. I love turning on fans. It gives me vent elation. There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child. Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel. Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied. Any species extinction is a genuscide. Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening. |
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12-03-2014, 11:30 PM
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From GV's Pun collection - 25
Atheists lack creed ability. Nothing scares me like the air. It’s my utmost fear. Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able. Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses? When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis. Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur. Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space. When my scooter was stolen, I moped. The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter. |
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14-03-2014, 05:37 AM
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The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
One Iphone user to another: Sleep? There’s a nap for that. People who drink suntan lotion are also known as suicide balmers. I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition! When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion. Did Jesus ever get a haircut? Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves. Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter. What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting. It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot. Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’ Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents! |
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14-03-2014, 05:41 AM
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I am taking a break.
I am leaving California shortly and am heading back to India after a six month stay here. I will take some time settling down once again and also getting my BSNL internet and telephone connection restored at my house. Hopefully sometime after March 20 I will be able to resume. Till then Good Bye to all friends at MyHindiForum Regards GV |
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19-03-2014, 01:17 PM
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I am back in India now
I just got my internet connection from BSNL, restored at my house. I hope to resume my postings shortly. Regards to all GV |
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19-03-2014, 03:07 PM
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19-03-2014, 04:12 PM
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