Things Dogs Should Remember

rajnish manga · 04-09-2013, 11:10 PM

Things Dogs Should Remember

I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

rajnish manga · 04-09-2013, 11:13 PM

..... contd.

I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

internetpremi · 05-09-2013, 11:15 AM

I will treat the neighbour's cat as my sister and not chase her around.

04-09-2013, 11:10 PM	#1
rajnish manga Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Faridabad, Haryana, India Posts: 13,293 Rep Power: 242	Things Dogs Should Remember Things Dogs Should Remember I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

04-09-2013, 11:13 PM	#2
rajnish manga Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Faridabad, Haryana, India Posts: 13,293 Rep Power: 242	Re: Things Dogs Should Remember ..... contd. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

05-09-2013, 11:15 AM	#3
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 46	Re: Things Dogs Should Remember I will treat the neighbour's cat as my sister and not chase her around.