only संता बंता

[dipu]

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says ' CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of
his friend's last words.
It is "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE.!!"

[The ROYAL "JAAT'']

Originally Posted by dipu

संता: अगर मैं नारियल के पेड़ पर चढ़ जाऊं तो इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज की लड़कियां दिख जाएंगी।

बंता: हां फिर चढ़ कर पेड़ छोड़ देना, तो फिर मेडिकल कॉलेज की भी दिख जाएंगी।

वाह मजा आ गया सूत्र जारी रखो भाई

[The ROYAL "JAAT'']

Originally Posted by dipu

sardar visits chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says ' chin yu yan' and dies.
Sardar goes to china to find the meaning of
his friend's last words.
It is "you are standing on my oxygen pipe.!!"

दीपू और भी मजा आएगा जब हिंदी में पोस्ट करोगे

[dipu]

Originally Posted by the royal "jaat''

दीपू और भी मजा आएगा जब हिंदी में पोस्ट करोगे

जरुर जरुर ...............................

[dipu]

तीसरी पत्नी: आपकी पहली पत्नी कैसे मरी?

संता: जहर खाने से..

पत्नी: और दूसरी..

संता: उसे गोली मारनी पड़ी।

पत्नी: क्यों?

संता: वो जहर नही खा रही थी।

[dipu]

संता और बंता race देख रहे थे.

संता : इनमें से इनाम किसको मिलेगा ?

बंता : आगे वाले को.

संता : तो फिर पीछे वाले क्यों भाग रहे हैं …

[dipu]

संता: अगर मैं नारियल के पेड़ पर चढ़ जाऊं तो इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज की लड़कियां दिख जाएंगी ?

बंता: हां, और चढ़ कर पेड़ छोड़ देना, तो फिर मेडिकल कॉलेज की भी दिख जाएंगी ….. !

[dipu]

Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.

Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it
A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta."
Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"

Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question. The next voice you hear will be Santa`s..."

Santa: "Banta, which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest?
Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Banta: "Oh geez, Santa. That`s simple. It`s a cuckoo."

Santa: "Are you sure?"

Banta: "I`m sure."

Amitabh: "Santa, you heard Banta. Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore?"

Santa: "I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo".

Amitabh:" Is that your final answer?"

Santa: "Yes." Amitabh: "Confident?"

Santa: "Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart."

Amitabh: "You said C) cuckoo... And you`re right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE CRORE!"
To celebrate, Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana. That night they go out on the town. As they`re sipping champagne, Santa looks at Banta and asks him, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"

"It was easy," replies Banta. "Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."