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Old 05-01-2018, 07:27 PM   #13781
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दादा-दादी बन चुके एक बुजुर्ग दंपत्ति ने अपने जवानी के दिनों को याद करने का फैसला किया.
अगले दिन दादाजी हाथ में गुलाब का फूल लेकर उसी रास्ते पर जाकर खड़े हो गए जहां से जवानी के दिनों में दादी जी गुजरा करती थीं.
दादाजी काफी देर तक खड़े रहे, यहाँ तक कि उन के पैरों में दर्द होने लगा, मगर दादी जी नहीं आईं.
घर जाकर दादाजी गुस्से से दादी जी से बोले – “तुम आईं क्यों नहीं ?”
दादी जी शर्माते हुए बोलीं – “मम्मी ने आने ही नहीं दिया … !!!”
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Old 05-01-2018, 07:27 PM   #13782
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एक बार मुर्गियों के फार्म में जांच करने के लिए एक इंस्पेक्टर आया.
इंस्पेक्टर – “तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो ?”
पहला आदमी – “सर, बाजरा !”
इंस्पेक्टर – “खराब खाना … इस आदमी को गिरफ्तार कर लो !”
अब इंस्पेक्टर ने दूसरे फार्म पर जाकर यही सवाल पूछा …
इंस्पेक्टर – “तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो ?”
दूसरा आदमी – “जनाब चावल खिलाता हूँ !”
इंस्पेक्टर – “गलत खाना ! इस आदमी को भी गिरफ्तार कर लो !”
अब इंस्पेक्टर पप्पू के फार्म पर पहुंचा …
इंस्पेक्टर – “मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो ?”
पप्पू, जिसके पास उपरोक्त दोनों आदमियों के गिरफ्तार होने की खबर पहले ही पहुँच चुकी थी, डरते-डरते बोला – “हम तो जी, मुर्गियों को रोज 10 – 10 रुपये दे देते हैं और कह देते हैं कि जो मर्ज़ी आये जाकर खा लो … !!!”
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Old 05-01-2018, 07:27 PM   #13783
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एक आदमी public toilet में गया और चूंकि उस दिन उसका पेट कुछ ज्यादा ही खराब था सो एक घंटे बाद निकला …
जमादार बोला – “20 रुपये दो !”
आदमी- “क्या ??? अबे toilet में बैठा था cyber cafe में नहीं !!!”
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Old 05-01-2018, 07:32 PM   #13784
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लड़की: पापा, मुझे एक लड़का रोज परेशान करता है।
पिताजी: क्या सजा दूं उसे?

लड़की: उससे मेरी शादी करवा दो।

पिताजी: वाह, बिल्कुल अपनी मां पर गई है।
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Old 05-01-2018, 07:33 PM   #13785
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सोनू, समोसे की पपड़ी उतारकर सिर्फ मसाला खा रहा था।


मोनू: तू बाहर की पपड़ी क्यों नहीं खा रहा?

सोनू: डॉक्टर ने बाहर का खाने से मना किया है।
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:59 PM   #13786
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लगता है बिहार को किसी की नजर लग गई है...
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पहले नोट बंद, फिर दारू बंद और अब लालू बंद!
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Old 07-01-2018, 08:00 PM   #13787
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सोनू की विश पूरी करने रात को सैंटा आया तो सोनू ने गर्लफ्रेंड मांग ली।

यह सुनकर सैंटा ने सोनू को बहुत मारा। बाद में पता चला...
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कि सोनू की बीवी ही सैंटा बनकर आई थी।
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Old 08-01-2018, 08:54 PM   #13788
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शराबी: क्या आप मेरी शराब छुड़वा सकते हैं?
डॉक्टर: हां, क्यों नही।
शराबी: पुलिस ने मेरी 20 बोतल पकड़ी है, प्लीज छुड़वा दें।
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Old 08-01-2018, 08:55 PM   #13789
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अंकल: बेटा क्या करते हो?
राजू: नारी सम्मान सेवा पर काम कर रहा हूं।
अंकल: सोशल वर्कर हो?
राजू: नहीं अंकल, फेसबुक पर सभी लड़कियों के फोटो लाइक करता हूं।
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Old 08-01-2018, 08:56 PM   #13790
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जहाज के साथ मोनू डूब रहा था लेकिन वह हंस रहा था।
दूसरे यात्री ने पूछा: हंस क्यों रहे हो?
मोनू: अच्छा हुआ जो मैंने रिटर्न टिकट नहीं खरीदा।
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