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Old 20-03-2011, 06:35 PM   #3801
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चिंटू- तुम्हारी कमीज में यह गाँठ कैसे बँधी है?
बिट्*टू- शायद चिकी ने लगाई है। ताकि पत्र पोस्ट करने के लिए याद रहे।
चिंटू- तो क्या तुमने पत्र पोस्ट कर दिया।
बिट्*टू- नहीं यार, दरअसल! चिकी मुझे वह पत्र देना ही भूल गई।
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Old 20-03-2011, 06:38 PM   #3802
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एक दोस्त (दूसरे से)- तुम्हें क्या लगता है?
मैनेजमेंट बेहतर है या आईटी?
दूसरा- जहाँ ज्यादा अच्छा पैकेज मिलने भी संभावना है?
पहला- मेरे खयाल से पॉलिटिक्स सबसे बेह*तर विकल्प है।
अपना पैकेज खुद ही तय कर लो!
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Old 20-03-2011, 06:47 PM   #3803
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एक बार संता पार्किंग में अपनी कार से पहिया निकाल रहे थे।
बंता ने पूछा : अरे भाई! कार का पहिया क्यों निकाल रहे हो?
संता- एक बोर्ड की तरफ इशारा कर दिया।
उस बोर्ड पर लिखा था- पार्किंग-केवल 2 व्हीलर्स के लिए।
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Old 20-03-2011, 06:51 PM   #3804
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न्यायाधीश (अपराधी से)- मैंने तुम्हारे ऊपर सव्वा सौ रुपए का जुर्माना कर दिया है।
अपराधी- जज साहब, सौ रुपए क्यों नहीं?
न्यायाधीश- वह इसलिए कि सौ रुपए तो तुम्हारा जुर्माना और पच्चीस रुपए
मनोरंजन टैक्स के लगाए गए हैं।
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Old 21-03-2011, 04:56 PM   #3805
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रोगी (डॉक्टर से)- क्या आपने जीवन में कभी कोई गलती की है?
डॉक्टर- हाँ जरूर की! एक रोगी को दो दिन में बिलकुल ठीक कर दिया।
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Old 21-03-2011, 04:58 PM   #3806
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काफी समय से बंता की शादी नहीं हो रही थी।
बंता ने परेशान होकर फंडू टाइम्स के मेट्रिमोनियल में विज्ञापन दिया-
जिसमें लिखा था 'पत्नी चाहिए।'
अगले *दो दिन बाद ही बंता को 1000 जवाब मिले 'मेरी ले जाओ।'
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Old 21-03-2011, 05:07 PM   #3807
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एक दोस्त (दूसरे से)- क्या तुम शादी को एक लॉटरी की नजर से देखते हो।
दूसरा- बिलकुल नहीं! क्योंकि लॉटरी में तो दोबारा भाग्य आजमाने का मौका मिलता है।
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टीचर (छात्र से)- सोहन चोरी करता है,
इसका भविष्*यकाल क्या होगा बताओ!
छात्र- सोहन भविष्य में जेल जरूर जाएगा।
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अध्यापक (छात्रों से)- दुख के बाद ही सुख आता है इसका कोई उदाहरण पेश करो।
एक छात्र- घर पधारे मेहमान को अगर खाना खिलाना पड़े तो दुख है
और अगर मेहमान कहे कि मैं घर से भोजन करके आया हूँ,
तो यही दुख के बाद आने वाला सुख है समझो।
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पड़ोसी (दूसरे से)- तुम उस रईस आदमी के मौत पर इतना दुखी क्यों हो रहे हो?
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दूसरा- वहीं तो रोना है कि मैं उसका रिश्तेदार नहीं हूँ।
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